Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Yes and Yes, Red.

Vicky Michelle is 63 She looks fab.

I think she only went for Lee because she was hoping it would extend her time in the house. It obviously backfired and now she's out she couldn't really give a crap about him. I think her next move will depend on how much publicity she will get out of it.

If I stop posting call the lifeboats - it is raining so much here I am considering building an ark.

I was thinking the same comin.

Vicky Michelle looks fab. But her taste in clothes is highly questionable.

She looks so good for 63!

Jasmine will be gutted she picked such a knob. Aww. Shame.

Her cleavage shows her age, that dress wasn't the best choice, but I would be happy if I looked like her at 63.

I am trying to think of a title for the next thread. There is so much to choose from!

I have a Labrador and a small house spider (friendly and knows it's place) for your ark, Anne.

Starter kit.

Flappy is a little version of Jim!

I'll take the labrador but the spider isn't coming in.

CominThrough, I hate to burst your generous offer to Anne, but I think you missed the logic of the ark.

You can't mate a labrador and a small house spider.
Think of the children.

Which two housemates would you put on the ark???

Not the best frock, granted. But I can't talk. I'm laid on the sofa and my boobs are drifting towards my oxters in a notsoperky fashion. the buggers

Is it just me or does Emma not look as groomed tonight? Or have I had a bit too much wine?

Red

Hard to choose who sounded more awkward, Jasmine or Emma.

Red

I thought someone else would donate their dog to the cause. I forgot to mention my Lab eats spiders.

The spider has had its ticket cancelled anyway. Anyone got another labrador?

I think we need chickens too.

As for housemates, I really wouldn't want any of them to be the foundation couple for the future human race.

Love Judy!

I have two fox red labradors .

Yuk, poor Linda with the dogfood, especially as the huskies are eating well.

You need a chicken AND a rooster

No you're right coming think she's looking rough, and I've had no wine (sob)