Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

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Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Have been a lurker on this thread-loving this series-didn't watch the last one but this is truly one of the best cbbs-it's weird though-usually I have a stand out favourite and this year I don't-I don't really care who wins or doesn't!Not liking how Sam is allegedly getting the hump about being nominated-that won't put her in a good light at all and I'm hoping she is next to go-I don't feel like she adds much-Ollie carried her in that limelight task-I couldn't stop staring at the humungous spot on her chin!!

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I'm just catching up. Luisa is getting even more on my wick. I can understand the way Jim is with her. I really couldn't cope with that screeching night and day. I can't stand Linda. Bigging Casey up that way when she'd did her turn. So dated.

My mate does that thing with her lips and pulls her hair.

*'I'm a dad now and wouldn't do anything stupid inside the house for the sake of my children'

'How tacky for me to go in there and pull a bird'

'The worst thing I could do is go in and get with a celebrity and publicly create a relationship. That sounds like a nightmare'

(And my personal favourite) 'I'm not going to be walking around all horny. I got over that stage when I was about 13'*

OH LEE LEE LEE

I meant racey casey not a clue who lacey is,

Final imo will be if there is 5 will be JIm Luisa ollie lee and maybe casey if it is 3 it will be Luisa Jim and ollie

Ooooo my final five are Jim, Luisa, Sam, Ollie, Lee based NOT on who I like and final three; Jim,Sam,Ollie with Sam winning.

I think Ollie will win lets face it the rest are just vile I do like sam but we are not seeing her do anything much although we are getting to hear her more, Is she the one that was engaged to Joey essex ?

Coleen on loose women today (channel hopping at lunchtime, don't tend to watch it!) was cringing at Linda!
and I like what Jane Moore said about luisa and the role model type thing.

Yes she was mrs jay but they split up. Think there is a massive towie fan base though x

I love Jane moore I have started watching bits and pieces of loose women again no screeching or slagging men off , yes i agreed with her and it is not empowering or liberating the way luisa is behaving

I want Illie, Jim and Sam in final with Ollie to win.

cant stand Jim and yes hes a grumpy fart but somehow.......

and casey must be an airhead to have gone along with his prompting. it takes 2.

I dont watch TOWIE yet i know these people

Mts Jay and what watsit (gone blank on her name) presenter said about if Luisas mums watching please call in!! .

yes I must admit I satyed watching LW a bit, I like JSP best but at least theres was no loudy when that little ones on and Denise/Carol/Sherrie were on!

Jamelias good. (another thread for LW methinks soon!)

Oh i cant remember who else was on today colleen jamelia kay and jane is there normally 5?

Somebody commented on the other thread "Luisa's salaciousness seems so knowing" or something similar and it put into focus exactly what I dislike. It all seems very calculated and attention seeking. I am disliking more and more with each day that passes.

My DS is the same age as Luisa and I would not be happy if a child of mine behaved like that publicly no matter how much money or fame they got for it.

Omg I'm loosing the will with Louisa. Can you imagine if jim was poking at his nipples, dry humping, running around swearing screaming and talking about nothing but sex and targeting one hm continually !! She is a vile, dirty mouthed attention seeking troll. And breathe

Jim will win it.

someone said, and I agree, keep the party in the main room but quiet when they go to the bedroom after.

think Jims mega tired though and whatever everyone thinks , apart from his sly and snide comments, hes keeping his temper. id have lost it with luisa and the rest after 5 minutes in there!

i woul dhave punched her and demanding to go to the bolt hole to sleep it is ridiculous that they make all that noise bloody selfish sods how would luisa if somebody ran in and woke her daughter up every night cos they were partying or I dont think anybody would do that in their own homes when folk were sleeping

I though Lee was a good little singer. He has a nice voice. Can hit some high notes like at Eurovision.

Dappy was good too. I liked his growls voice

I need to BB to finish, as it is costing me too much in wine.

The only reason I don't want Jim to lose the plot is because that would make Luisa even smugger than she already is.

Here we go!

We seem not to be chatting much on this thread.

Off we go...

I'm here, and had a good day today, so will be chatty Anne

I'm here! And game...

Oh dear god! dappy'd ding a ling in the first twenty seconds. I'm thinking of climbing the wall and chopping it off at this stage!