Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Hello

Oh good, Jelly!

I'm in!

Evening Anne

Looks like a good one tonight!

Is it just me or is Dappys voice different?

Can you get Luisa with a poison dart while you're there, qazxc?

Don't think I could bear more than a few minutes in Daffy's company. Looks like he belongs in The Hobbit...

I still don't like Jim at all..

Evening Lottie
I think Dappy keeps forgetting he is "street" rather than "avenue".

Jim's a prat. He's just come across well because of Linda and Luisa's behaviour.

I'm not sure I'm bothered about any of them.... Won't stop me watching though!

Looks like Ollie might have an opinion tonight.

Good on ya Sam - nominating Lee.

Ollie having an opinion?? Surely not!

I don't iron. DH does his stuff and I don't bother with mine.

Right so far the list is:
Chop dappy's "appendage" off
Poison dart for luisa
and brick in pillow case for Lee's face.
Anything else? should i give liz a hug?

Could you give Casey a shake too if you have the time?

hahahahaha Lee's is complaining about other people's lack of empathy!

I nominate a gag for Jim qazxc

Maybe it was just me but I thought it was obvious that Liz's comments were tongue in cheek. It's not like there was much more she could do in the talent show being a journalist.

Please can you give Jim a book on feminism...

I'm minded to vote for harmless Liz- just to wind the other fuckers up...

I still love Liz. I really want to have dinner with her.

I'd imagine if were to hand a book on feminism to jim, he would just accuse me of being a hairy,woman hating lesbian. Knobhead!

I'm already watching behind due to my dd making bloody demands of me I've had to pause so can't join the chat

Am i the only one who feels meh about Liz?

sorry man hating lesbian, woman hating makes no sense.

I have drunk far too much prosecco. I hope you lot are going to talk to me tonight; i posted night and no one spoke to me