Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

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Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

I laughed so hard at Sam and Ollie's "argument" tonight.
Kind of wish Linda was up...she bores me.

I wish Linda was up too, she is irritating me now. I really hate Luisa but they won't want her out yet as she is constantly stirring things

Gossip on Twitter saying Jasmine going back in to stir things up . hope not

If Jasmine does go back in will C5 not be in trouble for allowing people to spend money voting and then ignoring the results? Surely she got the least as people voted for others to stay so putting her back in goes against the fact people have spent their cash.

I don't think it will happen. I hope it doesn't, it's nice seeing the others without constantly having the Lee-Jasmine soft porn show. It would certainly stir it up though!

Liz was thrilled when they announced the nominations!

Don't think it will change the house much to be honest.

I thought that was why they now did the vote to save, Newest, as previously it did mean people wasted their money if they voted to evict them & then they were out back in, but with vote to save it doesn't mean anyone has wasted their vote - if that makes sense!

Jim loves a glamour model obviously!

I thought tonight was one of the funniest episodes this series - loved it! I really hope they don't put Jasmine back in as it's been great seeing the other contestants - she really must have been a mean girl as they now all seem to be getting on better & no-one deliberately made to feel like shit or excluded!

I hope Jim goes & if not him, then Liz. I'm still quite liking Luisa

I don't actually like any of them! Sam is about the least offensive, Ollie turned me right off by mouthing 'I love you all' when he got cheered on Friday.

I like that Liz has got to survive a few evictions, but wouldn't actually want her to win.

It's been bugging me.they must have crew popping in and out all the time. Feeling conned lol

it will be because the had mics and electronics the extra person would have been a sound person

Oh no, I just posted a whole rant about why they shouldn't put jasmine back in and how I will definitely stop watching if they do, and my post has disappeared.

see above for the condensed version!

I had a major recording clash last night what with something dh had DOI and call the midwife it was all over the place SO i watched on plus but missed the first 20ish minutes switched over at casey ginormous boobs d

she was quite funny actually taking the piss out of herself JIm almost fell off his chair he does like a Booby model doesn't he

, was lee really bad Is it worth downloading on catch up to see him, AND HOW JEALOUS IS HE OF DAPPY I MEAN PROPER GREEN WITH ENVY ,

I have a confession to make I really liked n dubz
so i thought bless dappy he was so good i was awwing at him and i thought he was hilarious in the diary room i know he was talking about nipples and boobies but he was so funny Sam and Ollie were great, och i am over casey and lee she is so fucking feeble wonder if there was a bit of truth in Lees showmance story

was there noms yesterday ? oh I did like Liz bopping quietly to I'm inthe mood for dancing,

mrsjay Jim liked Casey's comedy so much because he created the "character" that she did on stage and gave her a lot of the "jokes". They showed it earlier in the show.

I hate it when they send people back in, it never works. The returnee knows too much and the housemates and the public resent them for it.

jim liked Casey's comedy so much because he created the "character" that she did on stage and gave her a lot of the "jokes". They showed it earlier in the show.

ah ok as i said I missed it that is probably why he looked so happy and smug maybe he has a new career in management racey lacey please BB dont send jasmine back in there is still too many people in already we dont need her, Lionel blair said on day break that it has been extended twice SO i dont know if it is a new extension or not

Agree Anne, I think by this stage in the game people are enjoying seeing people settling in with each other and the relationships building. Sending someone back in is counter productive.

Maybe it's my age but I thought Lee, despite the shaky start and the iffy guitar playing sang really well and surprised me by having a nice voice and being in tune. I thought Dappy was awful, I don't know the NDubz back catalogue but would expect to recognise something that was a big hit and I didn't. I thought he was tuneless and his voice sounded generally poor

I agree - I didn't rate dappy and I thought lee was quite good. I don't like him, but credit where it's due.

Part of the enjoyment for me is seeing the dynamics and interactions change as people leave. It's interesting - it's not all about the drama for me. I prefer it when they get on and have funny moments. Last night was the best episode of the series so far for me.

yes it was silly and funny and i didnt hide under a pillow once

I'm at work posting about big brother on my phone. I need to focus!

Me neither mrsjay. It was really refreshing!

Lee annoyed me with the casey nonsense but i ignored him, even luisas massive nipples had me laughing dappys face

The thing I found most disturbing last night was the way Jim was with Casey. He loved getting her to be the stereotypical thick bimbo in the talent show. He has a very low opinion of women. (I realise I am stating the obvious!)

It makes sense now I know that Jim wrote Casey's routine. It was very stand-uppy and the message was Jim's take on why lots of women don't like glamour modelling - we're all just jealous of girls with big tits.

He didn't even give her any decent jokes. Or any jokes at all. It was just a stand-up speech.

As devil's advocate though, what else would we expect from him? That is the humour he is known for and has made a living from whether we like it or not. And why is it his responsibility to sort a routine for her? Why didn't she think of something herself or at least have an input to change the tone?

I also think we have to remember that Mnetters are probably not "average" Joe Public in the way we perceive sexism. I am in Blackpool and, believe me, that type of humour is still alive and playing to lots of people.

och piscovorous i agree with you i thought it was quite funny not in I would go and see racey lacey in standup it was all oooeer MRS humour and she was taking the piss although it makes sense JIM helped her

DH bought me a few magazines whilst I'm in bed with the flu, one of which is OK. There are interviews in it with all the celebs before they went into the house and I just have to share a couple of Lee's gems:

'I'm a dad now and wouldn't do anything stupid inside the house for the sake of my children'

'How tacky for me to go in there and pull a bird'

'The worst thing I could do is go in and get with a celebrity and publicly create a relationship. That sounds like a nightmare'

(And my personal favourite) 'I'm not going to be walking around all horny. I got over that stage when I was about 13'.

Made me shudder when Jim said Casey had a comedy career in front of her.
He imagines himself re emerging into the spotlight with some utter shite, pervy postcard type family entertainment show with Racy Casey as his busty sidekick

It's not 1982, just fuck off.