Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

I'm having to do culture and watch the musketeers so will be watching on catch up. Bummer, love having you lot wittering away.
Since linda made it sound so normal I've been trying to remember if I've ever had sex with my husband watching. Did ask him yesterday and he wasn't keen, but there was another one years ago. Can't imagine he would have been okay with it .

Criiiiinge at Lee.

I take back my comments about Lee and his guitar being attractive. This is awful.

True, but the Nolans had enduring success, and Linda has done stage work too.

I can't stand lee. Can't stand him! If they cry at the end of this song I will throw something T the TV

Was he good? After the first note I had to mute it because I was cringing for him!

Go Linda

Totally talentless Lee.

Has he ever written a song before?

I didn't have subtitles on- did his song end with "Goodbye Moon?"

Jaysus the man doesn't have any brain cells does he?!

Love Linda expecting a little bit more. Has she never seen Blue? They are taking this way too seriously.

Think it was "Goodbye Moobs"

In the Limelight - total tumbleweed central. Is it possible to die of terminal embarrassment? Am covered in itchy hives.

The Sam / Ollie argument is obviously "staged reality" for the "talent" show.

Why does anyone watch staged reality? i just don't get it. Isn't it just am-dram?

Ha, Dappy is like a Primary school teacher at the Nativity lying down at the front holding up the words!

His voice is alright but the geezer can not play guitar

I think I preferred watching George Galloway's mime act in a leotard to this.

Has anyone ever worn their trousers as low as Dappy does? Is it comfortable? Don't they sometimes fall down?

I thought liz was fabulous

" Goodbye Moobs" ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,

Lee was better when he was practising.

Liz is brave.

When I lived in Brixton all the boys wore their trousers that low. They seemed perfectly comfortable but had a bit of an odd way of walking I never saw anyone's fall down!

What's with the dodgy accent Casey?!

I'm liking Linda less and less although I can't put my finger on why.

She is Jim's wet dream.

Jim would have given her that 10 before she even opened her mouth