Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

I'm going to try the low trouser thing on the school run tomorrow.

Jim likes glamour models doesn't he?

No 1 song? Never heard it

Ooh. Dappy. I've heard this song. I know this!

Lee's well jell - ha ha.

Dappy should have just dropped his trousers.

Ollie just looks so out of place....God love him

Why are they taking this so seriously?????? I'm actually liking Louisa in this as she's the least serious.

He is jealous, isn't he, Yama. Dappy can actually sing.

Has jim quite finished perving over casey?

After doing so badly in the IQ test Dappy actually looked very chuffed that he'd done well in this.

I actually like that song (in my defence I have a 14yo who listens to it)

Yuk at the bloody crotch grab!

God I thought Dappy was awful but maybe it's my age

Ollie and Sam have really made me chuckle - Ollie is a proper good actor. I love him even more now. The Locke rocks.

Ollies make up, bless.

For those of you who have never seen TOWIE/Made in Chelsea- that's pretty much it.

Ollie is exactly like that on Made In Chelsea. He's the only one on it who I quite like.

It wasn't a great performance. The song after production and tweaking (technical term) is much better!

Ollie and Sam were very funny.

That would be me then, Ahoy!

Is Jim meant to be so ridiculously orange? All the fake tan has gathered in his eyebrows! And is he wearing mascara?

I've never watched towie or made in chelsea. Aren't they just real people but acting being told what situations etc to do? i.e mostly made up?

Jim is extremely orange

Jim's such a grumpy bastard. I love people like Louisa who don't pander to his moods.

I love buffets especially when they are beige and pastry-based.

Feel embarrassed for Lee....cringe