Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Can someone please give me a rundown after tonight's shows please, have to be up very early and don't have wifi to watch it On catchup
I will be so very grateful

Still better music than when I went to see Blue

Oh I do love Ollie!

MyChild I cannot bear Luisa, her attention-seeking and squeaky baby voice drive me mad, in fact I could strangle her with my bare hands cheerfully

Luisa slagging off Ollie now. She's trying to pick off the competitors.

Luisa, someone has to make up for you having more opinions than the rest of the world.

Piscivorus - beautifully put, that is exactly how I feel.

Hello

I'm a few mins behind - I hate being out of sync with everyone!
Dame hope you've recovered from your nightmare

I'm watching tonight's with my Dad. If there is nudity, I'll die of shame. I should switch off now, shouldn't I?

Thanks Lottie - sadly now so traumatised, I fear I will never recover. Cannot look at Dappy - it's all too cringe.

Lee has perfected the vacant look, hasn't he?

Why is Luisa a judge? Not exactly talented is she?

Looking forward to seeing Lee's performance.
What a plank he looks with his guitar.

Presumably because she has nothing else she can do on stage, except argue and get naked. I suppose she could make a cake but would drag on a bit.

Haha Linda is also a talentless judge.

He did put Jim down well there when he was veyr insulting though.

Ok, I've been busy slagging off Jim on the Call the Midwife thread.

Jim is grim, He thinks it is still the 70s. He hates women.

Er, She, Luisa, that is....

Linda has had a successful career in showbiz, though Red. You can't deny that.

Luisa has a neanderthal forehead

Good point, newest.

So does Lee Ryan.

That doesn't mean he's a) talented b) any good.

Liz is been a bit cutting!

LOVING Liz!!!! Actually snorted at her comments to Casey and Luisa!

Yes she does - she looks like she's constantly leaning back!

Hahahaha Hes forgotten the words!!!!!!