Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Yes, she said watching didn't she? Not 'was there' creepy indeed'

And what?++'oh, you're sexually repressed to the extreme? What you need is an orgy! Obviously

Evening all!

at "run like the wind" me and dsis use that expression all the time

Think that was me thorn

It's been bugging me.they must have crew popping in and out all the time. Feeling conned lol

What are you still doing here, thorn? Go!!

Why are Linda and Luisa making out that having orgies is absolutely common place with a subtext of "you're a bit weird/repressed" if you don't engage in swinging/group sex?
Yes, Linda definately meant she was shagging other men with hubby watching/present. She said that Brian was her first but she had had sex with other men "but brian was there. I'm a Nolan, not a nun!".
Or am i really weird and stuck up for sticking to one man at a time?

One is more than enough for me, thanks.

Just checked Oddschecker and Ollie has overtaken Jim in the betting for the winner.

(that's my out of breath face) pant, pant. We're back!

qazxc I'm with you, I think it's weird to suggest fairly extreme practices to a woman who lost her virginity at 32!

Fan

Well done, thorn. Don't let it happen again.

Very late to the thread but a massive bb fan.
I don't like Liz at all, she's boring and odd. I suppose I'm judging her by her column as well as she is so bitchy in that.
Couldn't stand angry, two faced Lionel. Thought Jasmine was great for standing up to him.
I really like Luisa, she says it how it is.
So I'll just leave quietly now as I seem to disagree with most of you.
Although no-one can deny that Lee is a complete and utter wanker.

No, don't go, we'll very gently bring you round to our way of thinking re Luisa and you'll be fine

Luisa is my favourite now! OMG, I hated her in the Apprentice, and at the start of CBB. I think she's quite real though.

Aah mychild see someone else likes her!

Yes, we will help you. We don't judge.

(Well we judge housemates obviously).

Evening - just getting settled for an evening of televisual delight. I had an erotic dream about Dappy last night it was so disturbing and I really fancied him ... OMG this is horrendous - I am 42 and he is a skinny streak of piss.
Why can't I have a nice dream about Ollie?

Thorn, I've liked her from the beginning. I'm a bit of a prude really so I shouldn't really but I do.

Dame.

[vom face] poor you Dame it could've been worse, it could've been Dappy and Luisa

Time to charge your glasses, CBBers!

Ollie cries, nooooooooooooo

You have a sick mind, thorn.

Anne. But I'm not drinking anything, got some horrible flu bug… hoping BB will cheer me up!

Alcohol is good for sterilising bugs, newest.

See Luisa pushes Jim's buttons, surely that's a good thing?

Evening all!! Am excited to see what it looks like Sam & Ollie argue about?! So Sam DOES have a personality then?!