THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

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Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

She's going to pick Kylie.

Ricky and Kylie approach this in the way I approach monopoly - buy (or attempt to) buy everything you land on just to stop the opposition from getting it.

Will is the master of faint praise. That was a very nice lyric.

She'll pick Rickster.

And it's all about the voice, huh?

PRIMED.

Her legs are longer than Kylie is tall.

(I can say that, I am even shorter than the pop pixie).

Tbh, in Ricky's case, that's probably the only strategy that'll get him a full team.

It goes downhill fast after the chair-spinning weeks, Clawdy. I only just made it to the end last year.

Please wipe the smug smile off Kylie's face.

Why is this series so flat? I can't work it out.

ARRRGH. I mean really AAARGGH. I want Kylie to be a great feminist influence and she's really letting the side down. I want to stop watching but can't because 8 yo DD loves it. Spose I could leave the room...

YES!!!!

I ak this every week. Why do they look at each other before they turn around?

She shoots, she scores!

DH has just left the room...

This is my first series of the Voice, so how does it work? Are they only allowed a certain number of acts or could someone end up with 90% of them?

I'm not sure Kylie is the judge to have picked for a strong feminist influence.

She chose Ricky because she thought he'd never get rid of her. Whereas Kylie might have more choice. A clever move.

Will is waiting for something bonkers and shit.

"obvious choice" my arse. The girlies are going with Ricky, the boylies with Kylie, Tom made a mistake earlier and Will is the only one with any sense.

Yes Anne, they only have a set amount of spaces.

Will will keep his final space right up until the end and they will send someone great on.

They are allowed a certain amount.

I truly do think Kylie is dragging the series down this year.

I have an idea - OI VOICE PRODUCERS - Paloma Faith please for next year as Kylie is shite.

Anne- they get 10 acts. Then they get chucked in a boxing ring to scream over each other slug it out.

Oh. It's far too complicated to explain. There is a boxing ring and a bit where judges poach each other's acts, and all manner of weird shit.

Just watch and mock along with it and don't worry about what the format actually is.

We know you are 55!!!!!!!!

No, all right, feminist is a bit much to expect. But she is incredibly influential, successful and MIDDLE_AGED!

Why is she wriggling around like a teen?

I think Ricky is just as annoying btw, I'm not just down on her.

Thanks. So if they don't pick now they could be left with Mr Blobby type acts? Or do they pick loads and abandon some before the next round?