THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

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Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

And the SAW years.

Do you know, if will hadn't been on this, I wouldn't have bothered. I just watch this in the hope that he'll be weird.

What exactly does he think Kylie has to teach him? He just wants to get to hug her.

BRING BACK JESSIE J AND WALTZER BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Desperado is great. This wasn't a patch of johnny cashs version eh!

Why? Just why are they picking Kylie? Shes a soap actress turned 'singer'

Did Kylie agree to coach, or to be fisted?

Agreed, hardtostay. It's weird how the BBC does Strictly so well and yet is utterly appalling at this.

Even the way they were crap at covering up that the way the result is recorded on the same night as the big show - it was always so obvious on this but they get away with it on Strictly.

Hug?

Now, now Smelly - don't get too carried away.

Kylie is going to be playing the sexy ingénue until she's in her 80s, isn't she?

I don't watch Emmerdale. I have no idea who she is. Even the 'celebs' this year are Z list.

Never wear shoes were you need 2 lackeys to help you walk in them.

BOF she's after her next boyf me thinks

Will's eyes in that clip told a very different story to his voice over.

They're all picking Kylie because for some unfathomable reason people seem to think she's made a huge contribution to music. Her producers might have, but she's just the pretty face they got to wear very little.

What's Bill rubbing on her?

She will be the soap version of Felicity Kendall

Is this woman already a celeb then?

I'd never heard of Will-ich-bin till The Voice and had loads of fun last year with the Mn threads without knowing/caring about the music side of it - were really fun threads

This series it seems to me that Kylie's all puppy ($$$$) excited, the one on the end is clueless, SirTom is going through the ($$$$) motions and Will-ich-bin is a level-headed music producer who's struggling to hide his "WTF?" reaction to the singers but manages to do so politely.

I know this is the White Stripes, but she is doing the Joss Stone version. Badly.

I hate Joss Stone.

Don't turn- she's terrible!!!

I'll go if you go?

Bloody hell. It's sixth form.

THis girl has a weak voice and amazing legs.

It's all a bit...meh. It won't grab people if it goes on like this.

Kylie is just so fecking dull. The only entertaining thing about her is her itchy polyester knickers/arse or whatever it is that keeps her wriggling about

I'd be embarrassed. It was something, Tom. Shit, is what it was.

WTF???