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THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

428 replies

ValaRaahh · 18/01/2014 16:14

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

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LottieJenkins · 18/01/2014 19:44

Grandad Buble!!!!! Grin

Raahh · 18/01/2014 19:44

He's scary. I'm sure i've seen him down the local.

He's a bald Mickey Bubbles/Sinatra wannabe.

BOFtastic · 18/01/2014 19:44

Oh yes, Paloma Faith would be great. But nobody credible would touch this with a shitty stick.

Raahh · 18/01/2014 19:44

Tom ain't listening.

GW297 · 18/01/2014 19:44

Thisisaghostlyeuphamism- have you heard Linda Rondstadt's version? I think that's my favourite.

CalamitouslyWrong · 18/01/2014 19:45

They're pretending that it hasn't all been worked out beforehand.

BOFtastic · 18/01/2014 19:45

I made a pub full of lesbians cry once singing this.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/01/2014 19:45

A boxing ring? Seriously? And I thought Doctors was WTF TV.

RedToothBrush · 18/01/2014 19:45

Tom ain't got the twitch.

Raahh · 18/01/2014 19:45

Paloma was one of the helpers, wasn't she- last year? Year before?

YourMotherChucksRocksInHull · 18/01/2014 19:45

They don't send comedy acts on, they can all sing a bit so they won't be left with any x-factor type dross.

In the next round they pit their own acts against one another and have to choose the best one.

Cocolepew · 18/01/2014 19:46

55? Should have said.

CalamitouslyWrong · 18/01/2014 19:46

Unfortunately they don't use the boxing ring for actual fighting.

Raahh · 18/01/2014 19:46

Cal- it is so set up.

SmellyFartado · 18/01/2014 19:46

Aw, I liked Bob

YourMotherChucksRocksInHull · 18/01/2014 19:46

So - they have ten acts, they pair them up into groups of five then the five pairs sing a duet with each other and one person is picked as the winner from each five.

Does that make any sense?!

AnneEyhtMeyer · 18/01/2014 19:46

Ok, that makes sense, thanks Your.

Raahh · 18/01/2014 19:47

That's his funeral suit. They all have one round these parts.

CalamitouslyWrong · 18/01/2014 19:47

If I were him, I wouldn't keep pushing the 55 thing. FIL is 63 and looks quite a bit younger than this guy.

YourMotherChucksRocksInHull · 18/01/2014 19:47

(they sing the duet in a boxing ring - cos it's the knockout stage Hmm) why do I watch this shit?

Redcliff · 18/01/2014 19:47

Tom is surely going to turn round

Raahh · 18/01/2014 19:48

If frank was there, he'd smell

LottieJenkins · 18/01/2014 19:48

Redcliff are you lag??

Cocolepew · 18/01/2014 19:48

Why are they all praising him but not one turned around?

SauvignonBlanche · 18/01/2014 19:48

Good point Tom.