THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Why's he wearing short?

Old...

Good voice though! Will will turn surely.

He's even remembering to look

He doesn't sound as i expected. He sounds like Enrique Iglesias (sp)

Missed the first 15 mins, tuned in for the ditzy Irish lass.
Don't think any have been much cop so far

anne Are you poaching for Doctors fan again?

I wasn't expecting this song. Love it

Ooh, a good one.

Will?

Good evening ladies. May I join in?

I who have nothing. Sounds about right.

He's good the song is meh.

Never thought I'd miss Jessie (as a female)

Oh no

Tom must be really irritated sitting between the 2 ditzes.

And I think they made a mistake there.

Why does Kylie act like she's getting off on the chair? All that rocking is getting on my tits.

Nah, his voice was a bit thin, I thought.

Oh. i really expected someone to turn then. If it wasn't a set up.

Why didn't they turn round? They turned round for that irritating girl earlier.

Are you fucking kidding me. Desperado blandness in a tub in blandville goes through and not him. What a crock of shite

Oh yes the falsetto would have clenched i t. That was shite.

Always, Fatima.

If this was The X factor, he'd get another go.

But it isn't.

Bugger off.

If Kylie was a man, I'd think she had one of those prostate massagers.

Oh, ffs, now Kylie is crying.

What was the point in letting him spill his sob story and then no one turning? I'm more annoyed about it now.

I SO wanted to like Kylie. Disappointed.

Is that an emotion through Botox?