THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Why is he wearing children's clothes?

Poor sod...

This is so obviously staged. It is embarrassing.

Trapdoor!!!

BOF

crap stage whisper, Kyle.

Well I would have turned around and am all grumpy now as a result

No he wasn't that great. It was blandy bland mcbland.

Kylie is not adding ANYTHING to this.

But this is a bit sad. What did he miss? I don't get it.

Gw, I'll check out the Linda ronstadt version later. Thank you.

Hmph this is all rather cynical isn't it!

Don't they have some wildcard choices after picking teams?

Yes why is he dressed like a 5 year old ready for a day at the beach?

You think the crying's staged?

Even Emma's crying.

But the first two who got through we're really dull...this guy was less dull.

Why are they all saying they wished they'd pressed after the event??

Why doesn't someone just tell the poor sod that he was shite?

Sad plinky plonk piano

I think the wild cards come out of other teams' rejects...?

5 year old at the beach must be fashionable.

Are there wild cards?

Don't tell him you should have turned. that's mean.

They're all crying for that beautiful little girl, not for him.

I think they are doing the whole "son story and not turning around" thing to try and prove the shows realness (not sure that's a real word or if their plan is working )

Cocole

There are no wild cards.

I'm warming to Emma.

The whole Kylie intervention is staged.