THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Of course it's set up. It wouldn't work at all if they hadn't pre-decided. You'd want to hear all the acts before choosing. Or you'd want that xfactor trapdoor under the stools thing that I may only have hoped for to upgrade as new singers came on.

Raahh

Damn it I am and forgot

Well I thought his voice was amazing.

I've never watched this before. What's the deal with the coaches turning around. And why did none of them turn around for the older guy with the big voice? And then give him loads of praise altho no one picked him?

God I hate these shows....

Tom only turns if his top lip starts to twitch!

Aw, I think I have a girl crush on Emma Willis - she's so lovely

I'd watch that, Cal.

Have you seen them with their mop and buckets cleaning?

Pancakes?

Most people have to make a living that takes them out of what they love to do, Tom. That's why people have hobbies.

Welcome to the dark side Scarlet.

My cakes turn out like pancakes every time Bill Je Suis

Exactly- if it was really about the Voice, someone would have turned.

But it's not. Because after 2 years of no record sales, they know they need someone the public like the look of. Cos the public is shallow.

Scarlet - the idea is that they make their choice blind, without seeing what the contestant looks like. Once they've chosen them, they get to see them so their chair spins round.

He's got a vicarious sob story.

Oh no.

So patronising to the poor old guy...

Oh fuck off

That's an ace sob story!

Vicarious in that it's his niece.

Oh, and an absent father.

Aw, I'm rooting for him to be good

Will's alive!

Beavis And Butthead shorts.

It's actually sad. Yes.

But I really feel it's horrible to drag out your family problems to try to win votes in the voice.