Doctors Addicts Anonymous - A Christmas Song

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all lovers of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm. All welcome, newbies, regulars, lurkers. Let me entertain you with a festive song:

The 12 Days of Doctors Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve Mandy's fretting
Eleven Chris's whinging
Ten Jimmi's washing
Nine Heston's scripting
Eight Barry's peering
Seven Daniel's flirting
Six Zara's glaring
Five paaaa-tients!
Four sad Robs
Three pies for Al
Two Karens
And a tabard in a pear tree

The apostrophe police will have a field day with that one ^

(Private note to Kev: go on.....show me your baubles! )

Oh well done cinnamon! That is great!

Being "moved in on" by Jimmi is bad enough, but Jimmi in drag? Yuck!

Well done Cinnamon! I was in ours last week, aimlessly wandering round the Christmas market with the DCs.

Mrs T! "Bad girls!"

Well done cinnamon
our family was in one at our Xmas market too whoknows

congratulations lezzl and cinnamon and mini Anne and whoknows
I haven't watched yet due to 'shopping' for my birthday which was an unmitigated disaster, couldn't find anything I like so OH got annoyed by that, then ds was fussing while we tried to eat as he is too interested in what we are eating but is too young to eat tgi Friday's ! then on the way home we had to pull over to feed him, OH pulled into an unlit country road so I could bf without causing a crash, ready to go and the battery died. Then small boy screamed the rest of the way home for 20 minutes inconsolable I need a drink and doctors. ooh a lot of 'then's' in there sorry.

I was so sad for gobbyplod when she told him she'd slept with wankerphil even if her brain is damaged and she can't remember however many years she should show a bit of empathy and not be a nasty selfish bitch, I've met teenagers, I was one many years ago, I'd never have behaved like she is. In my opinion The story is ridiculous and if she doesn't have a miraculous recovery soon and get back with gobbyplod I'll be driving to leatherbridge to find her in a carpark and finish the job properly.

Also why do they seem to get so involved with their patients? I went to the dr today with a suspicious mole, I caught it hiding round corners twiddling its moustache and despite my concerns and basically my entire bloodline being wiped out by cancer I was fobbed off with a referral to a dermatologist and was kicked out within 3min (I timed it)

I've been saving that rant up for a while sorry.

Even tried to use the right code words.

not trying to fit in noooo

Drink There will be a miraculous recovery, there's gotta be!

And I have to say when I was a teenager I was the most selfish, entitled arsehole that there could be. I cringe when I look back and have apologised to my Mum profusely.

Sorry about your experience at the doctors. We have all wished we lived in Letherbridge from time to time. There, you could have had a home visit and been seen at St Phils the same day. Hope all turns out OK with your mole anyway.

By the way, well done to everyone ooop thread that had proud moments/achievements. Too late to scroll up and name you all...I only woke up for a wee!

Ooooh, I have just discovered a 'bin collection day' App that my local Council have. Very handy over the festive period.

(Told you I would talk rubbish on the thread)

New low MsN

I echo MsNo in saying well done. Plus we dumped our old bed at the freighter today, so I can talk rubbish as well! Haha MsNo !
On a separate note-my friend's ma had an actual real life home visit (&she doesn't live in Letherbridge)

Oooh well done and congratulations to everyone!! Thank you for the congrats

Sorry about your disastrous trip curlyclaz13, and happy birthday!

I agree DrinksFromSantasFountain, I don't understand why she dislikes him so much. He was clearly trying to hurt him but despite being older he's still the man she fell in love with, as someone else said up thread.

I'm babysitting tonight so I will be very sensible! Watching strictly at the moment :)

I am teetotal for health reasons but I will be imbibing my own body weight in fizzy pop.

I have been with the DCs all day and have told them it is mummy time now and retreated to my bedroom to watch Storage Wars. More rubbish. Ha!

small person asleep for now, OH is out so I have a glass of water, peanut butter chocolate and doctors. If I manage to stay awake I will watch the er I have missed. oh I am so rock and roll !

MrsT looks fab !

poor gobbyplod, poor jimmi.
That was a great panto

I don't drink much because I'm a control freak I dont like the feeling after a drink or too. Tea or water mostly for me!

Morning! Monday bump.

They are showing 'Perfection' at Doctors o'clock. Possibly the tamest gameshow apart from 'Eggheads' Daphne makes me feel violent

You don't hear the name Daphne very often these days. I blame Scooby Doo.

"Daphne" will always be Daphne Broon for me. And it is a Broons year this year. Yay! Don't get me wrong, I love Oor Wullie, but The Broons are the best.

This will not make the slightest sense if you don't have a Scottish background.

Was it Daphne in Neighbours that have birth in tights wonders if Doctors writers are inspired by old Aussie soaps

Yes Daphne from neighbours gave birth in tights.
Do the Broons still go to the but 'n' Ben ? And oor Wullie must still have his bucket Anne I don't often read the Sunday Post these days (my dad used to pass on his copy-now that's Scottishness for you)

Never heard of the Broons, will have ask my mum.

I watched a Christmas film today instead of doctors, only remembered at 1.40 that it wasn't on :( I do like a Christmas film, however rubbish!

My mum and brother used to be really into Our Wullie and The Broons. I used to make a point of not being into them as I was a Contrary Mary.