Doctors Addicts Anonymous - A Christmas Song

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all lovers of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm. All welcome, newbies, regulars, lurkers. Let me entertain you with a festive song:

The 12 Days of Doctors Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve Mandy's fretting
Eleven Chris's whinging
Ten Jimmi's washing
Nine Heston's scripting
Eight Barry's peering
Seven Daniel's flirting
Six Zara's glaring
Five paaaa-tients!
Four sad Robs
Three pies for Al
Two Karens
And a tabard in a pear tree

The apostrophe police will have a field day with that one ^

(Private note to Kev: go on.....show me your baubles! )

I have to say that despite my love of gin I prefer Clay.

Right- Gobby barely hit her head, and has ended up with memory loss. Rob, beaten to a pulp. Will be fine tomorrow.

Hate, hate HATE Valerie.

But not Jimmi Clay, eh, Anne?

So do I. I do need a name change though. Perhaps corrupt senator from the Wire to fairy is too big a jump though. No expense spared on the extras for the riot.

Absolutely not, Raahh! The very thought makes me ill!

But you are wrong wrong wrong about the lovely Valerie!

ClayPigeon? ConcreteandClay?

RichardClayderman?

ooh, it's like Blankety Blank...

the cheque book and pen would not look out of place in the Mill.

Claydelweiss?

ClayForToday?

Claymydia?

Raahh I have just snorted out loud at the chequebook and pen comment!

I know!! (the tennis thread gave me this idea)

AndyMurrayisshitonClay

or

RafaistheKingofClay

Ooh I like that one.

Claymydia is perfect- it is a recurring storyline, after all.

I am sitting on my hands trying to stop myself using up the last few posts.

Hurry up MsN!!!

I do realise the irony of posting about running out of posting spaces

STOP POSTING NOW! or the person who ends this thread has to start the next one.

Thank you Raahh.

That's my personal favourite too, Raahh!

What are you trying to say about me, Raahh?

I forsee potential issues with trying to post serious advice in primary ed though.

Ditto

Anyone had nightmares about that show about the Rubber doll blokes last night? I bet Jimmi would be into that. Lots of sterile latex

Clay!

I'm too scared to post now.

Almost.

new thread

You talkative lot!

Boo!

You'll scare away recruits if you're too stern MsN

primrose you're welcome to join us. Watching doctors isn't compulsory as we will make it up anyway provide synopsises and mainly talk crap

I know. Sorry, I got a little stressed. And newbies please join us on your new thread.

Is that a stampede I see in the distance?