Masterchef the Professionals 4th Nov!

[LondonMother]

BBC2, 8.30pm. Monica is back. Michel is back. Sadly, Greg is also back, but we can't have everything. This is my favourite Masterchef variant, so I am a happy bunny.

Keema x-post.

I wonder who hasn't sieved their crab meat?

Whoohoo Belfast!

interesting - is that damning with faint praise or what!

Monica's face should be great if she finds the unsieved crab bits.

Slop on slop with weird black curls on top. Vom. Can't believe Monica likes how it looks.

Penguin man has made a lovely dish. Bless him.

That looks like it will be slimy.

So, Greg doesn't like it wet and creamy eh?

snerk

Monica seems a bit pissed off tonight. Although I would be ppissed off if I was working with Gregg eating lumpy crab slop.

Fnar fnar keema :)

Oh dear Marcel. Oh dear oh dear.

"It didn't set." The pitiful cry of so very many Masterchef contestants.

I've never understood deconstructed anything but then I'm a food heathen

Looks like dog food.

'deconstructed' = can't be arsed to do it as it should be.

I'm amazed by the praise that mousse is getting. It seriously looks like something you'd find in a nappy. Well done that chef.

Sick on a plate!!!

I thought it looked like set vomit, but dog food is even more accurate.

That's just horrible, really horrible.

BWAHHHAHAHAAA

Here's the bowl of sick as predicted.

Ollie looks like he wants to cry. Fair enough, "its really horrible" probably wasn't the feedback he was aiming for. Poor bloke.

Monica looks traumatised.