Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

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Anyone around?

Your thread title is much funnier than mine...

How are you All?

TWO threads? Such richness.

Thanks scone!

Evenin' sue.

Do you think we'll finally be rid of Wabbit tonight?

How does he get away with saying such banalities as if they were gold?
I believe. That Actions. Speak Louder......than words.

Well, yes. It's been noted.

He's been watching too much CSI Miami. Bet he takes off his sunglasses to deliver the next one

Karren is stalking Jordan Feathery Strokery tonight, isn't she?

It's all those pauses. Dead. Statesman. Like.

Hello Scone. I dunno. I say keep her in for Clodd in the interview round.

No, I think she was stalking wabbit...

Where is everyone?

I thought it was Luisa she had her eye on?

The Wabbit has to go!

Oh, is it? Yes, I think you're right.
Excellent.

Hi :)

Do you know what?
I would just like to watch the aerial shots of London for an hour and give the candidates a week off.

ROAR at Surralun coming up in the glass elevator, like Augustus Gloop.

Hmm. Not so keen on Karren's dress tonight. she'll be shattered

Does Tom Archer know about the ready meal task?
#BbcCrossovers

He seems to have lost the ability to speak a whole sentence without stopping between each ... and... every... word.

Most odd.

I think I'm getting old but I really wish Luisa would brush her flipping hair...

Gherkin=ready meal, geddit?