Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

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Olivia - you are not wrong!

She also has the depth of personality as photocopy

Chub NOW I'm being mean

Yes and it is all the fault of ds. Bastard lovely child brought home a bug that he threw off over night and has brought me to my knees for three days.

Now I've seen her My Pow, I find the branding even more off putting.

Oh this pair are loathesome

They were so preparing to shaft 'Stella'

After Boffy's photos, think we've all seen something in Luisa

Imagine Neck Beard and Wabbit babies....

Dara agrees with me about fusion food

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Is Jordan going to sneak a win?

Noel

Red Furry little fuckers!

Lovechild of Wabbit and Neckbeard aww

That's horrifying

Yes it is

Sorry BerrTricks, I was laughing at the Dracula mock up, but yeah @ Luisa too

Good present :)

Sue - that's the stuff nightmares are made of!

Arf sue :o :o

did Dara have an unusal maths fail? lots of red held up there

Lolol Sue

Is he really 16 stone? He must be pretty tall.

Ddja see Neckbeard's pointy teeth there? Usually the eye is drawn to the pelt so I've missed them

Moln - yes - he was being rather kind wasn't he!

What tasks are left do you think??

Hahahahahahahahaha

Sixty five bleeding quid for a dress that looks like it came from that everything five pounds website? Ahahahaahahahahahah