Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

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Count as PM. He's a man who has knowledge of the Meal for One.

I love the London porn Olivia.

Ooh ooh ooh I've eaten there - I don't get out much so it was a big deal

The London skyline's looking better than that slop.

Evening all

We're in the Gherkin, the Gherkin serves food, people eat food, ready meals are food.

Jeez.

Ooh daggers from FakeStella...

Olivia - me too

Fakey Stella and Wabbit have fallen out then.

If been to a corporate thingy there. Client paid mega bucks to hire the top bit and it was the foggiest day ever and we couldn't see anything.

Excellent duckface from Leah

Red - that's a shame :(

Louisa surely is the best one for the job!

Wabbit does get her way a lot, doesn't she?

Fake Stella ain't too happy.

Evening apprentificianados

Leah must have smuggled lip stuff into the house. She is looking as pumped up as a blow up doll..

So Wabbit got her sulky way then. He should have just said 'tough - off you pop'

Lovin Alex's natty yellow socks-tie-hankie combo

draculas dinners!

She'd better, Boff. Or she'll scweam and scweam and scweam until she's sick

Popty-ping? I love Welsh words.

Myles has been at the fake bake again, je pense...

Myles 'look' said everything really didn't it

I didn't see last week but I feel I might have missed out on a cracker!