Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

[Allthingspretty]

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Wabbit has stitched up Stella.

Aw im a bit bored tonight

Neckbeard is a powerful twat.

Ooh I could never tire of punching Luisa - SHUTTUP !!!!!

Bleeeee. She waaaaaaants him. Him and his neckbeard. Do you think it goes all the way down? Toes?

@ David Thewlis

Miles is doing my head in. oh Alex no.

Can't see Lord Sugar beinh happy that Luisa has basically gone for an interesting job as opposed to a groundwork job like cooking

Hello darlings. I'd forgotten about the cretins with all the tennis excitement.

Luisa and neck beard are setting fake Stella up to fail aren't they?

NO NOT PRAWNS. THEY MING.

PRAWN BOLOGNESE?

The geography idea was much better

Could Myles be more smug?

We need to find out which are Wabbit's Cakes and then go and punch them.

Luisa was shagging Jordan during this.

God Sue, you're right- he is a wookie.

He should just line them all up and shoot them and give me the money.

Now I love myles but I think the country ideas was a much better idea.

Deadly dinners? So advertise food with association of death?

Great. Yum.

Really, Chub? God, WHY?

I love Nick.

"where do you find skulls? you find them on bleeeeecchhhhh and toliet cleaner."

chub do you know that or are you speculating?

Where did she get a red hairnet from ?

I've worked in kitchens - never had a snazzy hairnet.

Fusion food is stupid. Just cook something well, market it attractively and sell it at a good price.

IT IS NOT HARD.