Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

[Allthingspretty]

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I am liking poison labelling on toddler meals. That's foolproof.
Did Fakey Stella only manage one tiny bowl?

My DS and younger DD would love the deadly dinners.

They are SO setting Fake Stella up.

Is that true Chub?

Well maybe not actually fucking but they were involved. Jason alluded to it in his digital spy interview and it was in the sun when those tit shots of her were printed.

You don't need to try a Thai/ Caribbean fusion, to know that you hate the Thai/ Caribbean fusion.

REALLY ?!?!? Did he shout & punch the air while they did it ?

How the fuck has Myles not throttled him - jesus.

Myles has Cliff Richard teeth. No gaps.

I think fake stella hasn't had a chance though. Luisa is a dead bunny.

Five minutes behind you all!

They are very talented at insulting people.

Ooh, I read that, Chub - but I wasn't sure whether it was true, or whether they were both utter media whores who would sell any old story, and went with that?

That pair should chop themselves up and eat themselves.

Tit shots? I miss so much.

It looks like the nastiest pot noodle.

Karrrrren, no.

That actually looks ok

No Karen don't fall for the act.

Sun - tit shots - what have I missed not a lot I don't think oops

Sue - and not just tits either.

Not Wabbit FOOF?

wtf is "oh my pow?"

It's in the Daily Mail it must be true!