Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

No. Flavoured beer is like wine coolers; made for people who want to be drunk but don't like the taste. Men and women.

Who's Kurt?

Wesley Crusher

Kurtz has very poofy hair

Scone

Current names Bof

Dark haired haughty one - Mrs Spoon
Baby talk bambi one - Jessica Wabbit
Norn Iron Dr - Annalise from Neighbours (may need to get something snappier)

The Count/PeeWee/David Guest/ - you'll see
Napoleon - Small cocky beardy one
Hairy Neck Man - Hairy Neck Man

I think that's all we've done. Plenty of scope to amend and add then.

Whose the cross little beardy one? He's going to be fun.

any flavour other than beer flavour is grimp sounding

Although there's also a David Tennant lookalike, and an Asian Ricky Gervaise: they have enough slebby connections for me to hint at impropriety with.

I'm looking for 110%, yes?

Is he napoleon? Excellent.

A beer festival not their target market? FFS.

Project manager Tim will have to have the nn TimNiceButDim like the Harry Enfield character. The other project manager, Kurt the Scouser, did not even speak in yesterday's episode!

A beer festival is not their target market?

Have I totally missed the point of the task?

Chocolate orange? Minge.

Asian Ricky is Napoleon atm
Does Scouse Kurt have a name? Does he need one, with a name like that?

Bleeeee, chocolate orange

Chocolate orange beers? Grim.

Omg the goggle eyebrow combination.

ok I'm already lost on who is who, they should have name labels with our nicknames too

Well done. Make a decision based on no tastings whatsoever.

Dracula is right. How fucking stupid are the men in London?

Tim and his girls? WTF?
So its Kurt and his boyz, is it?

What's the point of sending people to the factory to taste, if they've already decided?

If we hate him, he can be Kunt.

Urgh at 'Time and his girls'

I love that the Count's eyebrows and 'tache shadow are perfectly-aligned mirror images.

Attention to detail, that chap.

Mr Eyebrows = Mike Myers?