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Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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Tee2072 · 08/05/2013 19:40

We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

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Tee2072 · 08/05/2013 21:08

No. Flavoured beer is like wine coolers; made for people who want to be drunk but don't like the taste. Men and women.

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TantrumsAndBalloons · 08/05/2013 21:08

Who's Kurt?

Piffpaffpoff · 08/05/2013 21:08

Wesley Crusher Grin Grin Grin

SconeInSixtySeconds · 08/05/2013 21:08

Kurtz has very poofy hair

SuePurblybilt · 08/05/2013 21:09

Grin Scone

Current names Bof

Dark haired haughty one - Mrs Spoon
Baby talk bambi one - Jessica Wabbit
Norn Iron Dr - Annalise from Neighbours (may need to get something snappier)

The Count/PeeWee/David Guest/ - you'll see
Napoleon - Small cocky beardy one
Hairy Neck Man - Hairy Neck Man

I think that's all we've done. Plenty of scope to amend and add then.

Chubfuddler · 08/05/2013 21:09

Whose the cross little beardy one? He's going to be fun.

Moln · 08/05/2013 21:09

any flavour other than beer flavour is grimp sounding

BOF · 08/05/2013 21:09

Although there's also a David Tennant lookalike, and an Asian Ricky Gervaise: they have enough slebby connections for me to hint at impropriety with.

HazeltheMcWitch · 08/05/2013 21:09

I'm looking for 110%, yes?

Chubfuddler · 08/05/2013 21:09

Is he napoleon? Excellent.

A beer festival not their target market? FFS.

naffedoff · 08/05/2013 21:10

Project manager Tim will have to have the nn TimNiceButDim like the Harry Enfield character. The other project manager, Kurt the Scouser, did not even speak in yesterday's episode!

TantrumsAndBalloons · 08/05/2013 21:10

A beer festival is not their target market?

Have I totally missed the point of the task?

Chubfuddler · 08/05/2013 21:11

Chocolate orange? Minge.

SuePurblybilt · 08/05/2013 21:11

Asian Ricky is Napoleon atm
Does Scouse Kurt have a name? Does he need one, with a name like that?

Bleeeee, chocolate orange

beanandspud · 08/05/2013 21:11

Chocolate orange beers? Grim.

SconeInSixtySeconds · 08/05/2013 21:11

Omg the goggle eyebrow combination.

Moln · 08/05/2013 21:11

ok I'm already lost on who is who, they should have name labels with our nicknames too

Chubfuddler · 08/05/2013 21:11

Well done. Make a decision based on no tastings whatsoever.

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Tee2072 · 08/05/2013 21:11

Dracula is right. How fucking stupid are the men in London?

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SuePurblybilt · 08/05/2013 21:11

Tim and his girls? WTF?
So its Kurt and his boyz, is it?

Lorelilee · 08/05/2013 21:11

What's the point of sending people to the factory to taste, if they've already decided?

BOF · 08/05/2013 21:12

If we hate him, he can be Kunt.

thenightsky · 08/05/2013 21:12

Urgh at 'Time and his girls' Shock

HazeltheMcWitch · 08/05/2013 21:12

I love that the Count's eyebrows and 'tache shadow are perfectly-aligned mirror images.

Attention to detail, that chap.

JillJ72 · 08/05/2013 21:12

Mr Eyebrows = Mike Myers?

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