Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

Shrieky is currently Jessica Wabbit as that's what she calls herself
Am happy to update...

They wake up at 3 and then go back to bed. I'm sure of it.

I think a few of them are hungover. I'd be spiking drinks if I were in the house.

I missed this last night after I forgot and went to bed early after a lost weekend.

Tell me who to hate?

Miles is very orange though. He is blending into the mahogany behind him.

They have permanent makeup applied at the 3rd stage of the application process.

Get a man organising the girlies, eh?

You may hate them all, BOF.

Flavoured beer? Gross.

Oh he's giving the excitable one enough rope to hang himself.

Please not chocolate.

Most of the women, Bof.

Was Kurt even there last night?

Ooh, BOF! Right. which one of them have you shagged?

I have no memory of Kurt from last night. What did he do?

Do ALL the girls have hair extensions?

BOF it's awesome there are no redeeming features at all.

Nettles. Ming.

Mmmm, cos real men drink nettle beer

THat was a scouser just on, no?
Looks a bit like Chris Pine. You must have shagged him, BOF?

Tim is Wesley Crusher. Fact

Is there a Scouser? Probably him

Why can't one of the women be the bloody project manager?

And who the actual fuck would think nettle beer would sting their mouth?

And what's the point of healthy beer?

Straight haired blonde is Stella English mark II

Yy, put me down for Chris Pine.

no noticing someone in first episode often bodes well.

I might makes Kurt my fav