Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

Ah, but you are but a one trick pony Sue. Whereas I am a whole field of ponies.

Is it wrong to admit that Stuart Baggs The Brand was my favourite ever love to hate apprentice?

Dammit, you're right. I am also Einstein and Jessica Rabbit and Roseanne Barr too

I loved Baggs too. What did we call him? How quickly we forget

Flat pack furniture tonight!!!!

Half poster half machine?

ALEX &HIS EYEBROWS TO WIN
"Shut up you shit." ( to Jason)
This man is epic.

you're so very welcome

SILLY shit. The silly is important.

That picture is epic Sue.

I wonder why the photographer placed those executive balls just there?

Sue, I can never unsee that sight!

MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just going to bleach my eyeballs after seeing Stuart "The Brand" Baggs naked (shudder)......

I'm having liquer coffee with The Apprentice - with dark rum, yum yum!!

Can we have a new thread for tonight? It gets hard to load for me once it's this big.

Go for it BOF, start a new one.

I already hate eyebrow man because of the way he swears at the other candidates. I mean, I know that WE all find it funny, but he is trying to get a position with sralan where he will be in charge of a company.

How on earth will he treat staff? If anyone at work referred to me as anything with the word shit or pleb in it, I'd be straight on to HR.

Its insulting and derogatory to the candidates that he is using these phrases at and I am hoping that he will be pulled up about it in a hugely humiliating fashion in the boardroom at some point.

I come from a working background of swearing and occasional physical violence. My boss once chased someone into the toilets and hammered on the cubicle raging: 'Come out and face me, you cowardly cunt.'

Being called a silly shit wouldn't register for me.

Actually, that's not true. If the Count swore at me I'd swear back. If someone senior to me did it I'd swallow it. From some of the people I've known, 'you silly shit' would be affectionate.

You're all silly shits

Will I have to put the Baggs pic on the new thread too? To make it homely, like?

Will I have to put the Baggs pic on the new thread too?

Yes please. Love Baggs. Loved Tre Azam too.

Am going now maryz bossy shit

This is the first time I've seen it - what's with the makeup?!

[hides behind the sofa]