Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

@SuePurblybilt

Fucksakes, I hate it when Dara gets his mate Ed on He's shit. And they're shit and sixth formy together.

What Blasphemy is this?!
Ed Byrne is hilarious.

I absolutely loathe the Jessica Rabbit Slash Einstein woman. After seeing these pics of her I can't stand her anymore. I bet her son/daughter is proud. .

Found Uzma's youtube makeup channel! ..._UaFg59tMAueTQ

Sorry!

She described herself as Jessica rabbit/Duracell bunny/Einstein??

What a twat.

I definitely like Miles better with his clothes off but facially he looks too much like that creepy Mr Loophole speeder and rapist apologist extradordinaire

Jessica Rabbit oozed glamour and old times Hollywood style.

Luisa does not.

No. she doesn't, does she?

I liked her sexy jim jams but I thought they wouldn't last. But then she won't either.

Just watching the first one.

WTF is the sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit. Jesus fucking H Christ.

And EXCUSE ME but he so does not look like Freddie Mercury

Now, you see, I read TSSDNCOP's comment as:

I remarked that Dr Fox must have stood in that doorway for hours to make sure we saw he was ripped.

And I thought - really ??

And, limited - he SO looks like Mr Loophole!

I feel you may have too much invested in this freddieM

deluded fool he is.

I'm living in fear of bumping into that bimbo now. She is too close for comfort...and I will be very careful where I buy cupcakes from too!

Maryz, Jessica Rabbit is the one who complained about Uzma and the designer talking about putting "10%" on the bottle of beer. She made a big deal that it was wasting time, and that the design looked bad.

She was so rude to the designer but she's so thick I don't think she realised it.

I liked it when he pushed himself back and let Jessica Einstein and Uzma bicker over him and then just glanced at the camera. Then Uzma made this big show of 'as we were saying before we were so rudely interrupted' and he'd completely switched off.

They clearly ganged up on Rebecca cos she is good at selling and good sellers often get through. Well, that's what I thought anyway. I think Uzma is very antagonistic, and Luisa is just a bitch. Leah is nice for standing up for Rebecca in her absence, and Maffsfail is nice for not completely dropping her in it in the boardroom.

I can understand why it's hard for Surrallan though when he doesn't get to see the caff of shame negotiations like we do.

I didn't realise Uzma was meant to be asian until someone pointed it out on this thread or another one. Is she trying to pass for white, or just mental?

Just found her on Youtube. Most frightening thing I've seen all morning. .
I think most of the women are on the wrong programme, and thought they were auditioning for Snog Marry Avoid.

Why is it not on again tonight?

It's on Wednesdays.

thank you Olivia.

Woo hoo! It's Wednesday! I'm half poster, half MACHINE, baby.