Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

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We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

I thought beer took weeks to brew

who is the one who seems to be straight out of made in chelsea. does she have a nick name?

They are trying to kill people.

Did she say she wanted it to be 100% proof?
Excellent

They aren't brewing, night, just adding flavours to the already brewed beer.

It's not safe to drink?

FFS what is wrong with these people?

Chocolate orange?????

I love it when they cant figure out the maths! They all think they're so bloody clever and they can't do basic sums!

I quite fancy the John simm lookalike and the mark foster one shame they will probably both turn out to be massive twasterds

Which one Moln? Posho dark haired one? That's Mrs Spoon.

They need the doctoe to help with the maths

Mrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm

Ka-boom.

(Crash and burn Tim)

With amber??? Are they bonkers? That's really light in flavour.

Rhubarb???? Why????

Sales is our forte?

You need maths for sales. Well, if you want to make any money, you twazzocks.

I'm quite glad they've fucked up, it's always so irritating when the girls suddenly win with a man in charge.

Beer is pissing all over the floor.

That's the spirit, waste a bit more?

I quite fancy the John Simm lookalike and the mark foster one

Said to DP last night, this is the first time in memory there have been good looking male contestants.

People really drink this stuff?

Of course they are bonkers. It is what makes the schadenfreude all the more satisfying!

And caramel???

Rhubarb melt????

the one sat camera side of the designer

Is rhubarb and riches a pun I'm not getting?
riches?

Rhubarb and fucking riches? Oh, the glamour.

It's like picking teams at school.