Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

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Brilliant.

Oi watch it with the Robbie bashing. I'm his future wife he just doesn't know it yet
I would've loved Rylan to stay as Rob would've duetted with him, it would've been hilar.

It's not fair to make James and Chowmein sing with Shitz. Can you imagine her and Chowmein trying to out Mariah each other? I bet she wears a leather number when she sings with James, to look edgy. Mind you, at least James will sound amazing teamed with that daft bint.

I think you'll find Bazza is his future wife. Or Jane Goodall.

in fairness newgirl gary didn't pick him, but he should at least have decency to look embarrassed to be lumbered with him, especially considering the fuss he was kicking up about Rylan.

I think I like James just a tad more after this legendary Twitter ruck

Vote James!

Or he will fuck you up, apparently

I was so when i read about James and he whos name i refuse to type!!! I loathe hwnirtt!

Great, weren't it ? hope it wasn't a publicity stunt

Well I've just watched Jahmene on This Morning and he is so lovely.
He was talking about dv, he's now the new Ambassador for children for Womens's Aid.
And his mum is a staunch supporter and works for the cause.
So I'm not saying anything mean about him this week and may even vote for him.
And he didn't use any of his story for the pity vote, he was outed by the tabloids.

They are both lovely (although I'm not a great fan of Jahmene's style, but he's talented).

Sadly though, Nanfucker's Glory appears to be a done deal.

I've prepped my house for this by smashing every radio in the place, and removing the radio app from my phone. Save yourselves people, save yourselves.

I hadn't read any of the stuff about Jahmene. I cried and cried. Awful.

I'll cry when Nanfucker wins too. But for very different reasons.

Whatever Jahmene's story, it doesn't mean he should win the competition. He reminds me of Michael Jackson, not in a good way. James Arthur has the most talent, IMO

Fair fucks to Pinhead for bringing up Wanker Boyle's disablist comments.

I hope Chowmein wins, but he will sink without trace anyway I fear. NanFucker will triumph though, we know this.

I'm not saying that though. Just that he's genuinely had a hard life.

So own up, which of you is this? www.holymoly.com/tv/video/x-factor-2012-one-woman-vocalises-nations-feelings-christopher-maloney-nsfw65280

I know BOF. It does seem these sob stories are trotted out to pull on heartstrings though...it pisses me off. I need to not watch the programme, not watch tv, not read any newspapers or magazines and use no social networking websites really, don't I ?

Urgh, awful

Much better to sit here typing the same thing

LadyB, that is FUNNY

Oho, I meant to say. We were speculating on the FB whether PALFHK was greater than CMLFHN. I'd say it's about evens?

I'd say so. At the moment, PA is busy with a girlfriend, isn't he? So maybe Nanfucker is edging it at the moment.

YY. And PA only has PALFHK for TWO children. Or is it three?
Whereas CMLFHN is for MANY old ladies. So prap stronger.

That screamy woman needs to find herself a life! How very sad.

Who was doing the Fred?

Morning Sue-I am looking forward to this. On the online voting stats, Pinhead was way ahead, and Nanfucker, very last. But I get the feelingthe sort of people who would vote on an online poll, are no the Nans that squander their pension on the phone vote. I really hope he goes out tonight.

In other news, thank you for advising me to use this name, as I have been short listed (think Hec's going to winshameless plug for votes