Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Welcome all!

[MsElleTow]

I saw that CD picture on Fb too, but it had a "can't give it away" sticker on it!

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Done the thread
I think the candyfloss I inhaled had earlier is effecting my brain.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Oh, I think he will win. And yes, Mingehead/ITV1 must be having their highest voting ever. When it drops to two (I think NF and PH), the phone lines will be crazy.

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Good evening, I will be thinking up a worthy thread title for you all shortly

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

People are wanting NF to win as a 2 fingers up to Cowell- but Cowell has the power to have the last laugh. He will have no part in promoting his act,or future album. There will be no follow up single. No-one else will sign him because he is a joke- who hasn't realised he's been kept this long to piss off Cowell. Who is raking it in due to phone vote proceeds.

has clearly wasted too much time thinking about this

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

I dunno
I don't think so.

Ooooo, maybe I am finally The Voice of Reason . Who knew it would take NanFucker to make me the Moufpiece of da People?

[IAmLouisWalsh]

It was all over the news. Shiny Dave turned on the lights. Chowmein warbled. Pinhead was pretentious. NanFucker looked as if he was actually giving birth to the baby jeebus himself, such was the piety and strain of his expression as he sang.
The utter cunt.

Sue, you have summed up my sentiments exactly. Are you me?

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

I'm Team Chowmein. Cannot stand his singing, but I dislike Pinhead more (Boyle Bashing excluded) and obvs no to NanFucker.

But a small part of me wants NanF to win

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I've seen that posted onfb, with one of those Asda 'whoops! reduced to75p' stickers on it

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Hopefully it was not a shatterproof bauble.

TBH, I don't really want Pinhead or Chow to win, from a singing point of view. At a push,I prefer Pinny. But ooh,the drama.

Keep up the

NANFUCKER NANFUCKER OUT! OUT! OUT! vibes, everyone.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=christopher+maloney+funny&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1364&bih=683&tbm=isch&tbnid=mLHTwuVlbzfAIM:&imgrefurl=funnypicturesplus.com/&docid=SEpvH9jYSHK2_M&imgurl=funnypicturesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/chris-maloney-funny-295x300.jpg&w=295&h=300&ei=N3_DUKrVJcTE0QWns4HgBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=4&vpy=109&dur=14708&hovh=226&hovw=223&tx=187&ty=179&sig=113902974186322993665&page=1&tbnh=136&tbnw=137&start=0&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:85" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">I would like this dated to before us or I shall sue

[MissMogwi]

I might get one, I bet that would keep the bloody cat out of the tree.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

ROAR at his face on a bauble. It might look normal.

[MsElleTow]

I managed to miss that on purpose Sue!

Who saw NanFucker on Loose Women? All the presenters were giving out presents to each other, Jane McDonald's was NanFucker's face in a bauble, wishing her a Merry Christmas and thanking her for all her support! She proclaimed her love and told him to win it!

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

It was all over the news. Shiny Dave turned on the lights. Chowmein warbled. Pinhead was pretentious. NanFucker looked as if he was actually giving birth to the baby jeebus himself, such was the piety and strain of his expression as he sang.
The utter cunt.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

no- thank goodness

I wonder what classic Christmas song they will each choose to massacre?

Woe betide any of them, if they choose 'O Holy Night'

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Did you see them making a dogs dinner of Silent Night with Shiny Dave?
Gawd but it was painful

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I haven't slept all weeknot really .

[MsElleTow]

Raahh I feel sorry for you being so close to him, I couldn't be! It makes me feel uneasy being on the same planet as him tbh!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I don't know if the duets are tonight or tomorrow- but if the rumours are true that Nanfucker with sing 'Rule the World' with Barry(which since the Olympics has taken on new meanings for a lot of people then that alone is a reason to make sure he doesn't get through to tomorrow!

Vote Pinhead!
Vote Chowmein!
vote for me in the Christmas namechange comp

SAY NO! TO NANFUCKER!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

grrr. He is horrible. Hopefully it's a very long rest. He has been all over the local news, first with his 'homecoming' concert ( they actually found people under 75 to say they loved him bunged them a fiver). Now, he's obviously in Manchester. I am 10 miles from the city centre, but the knowledge he is so close makes me uneasy.

[MsElleTow]

Nanfucker has been walking around with a sign saying "voice on rest" according to the Mirror!

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

According to a rumour on twitter, these are the songs the winners are supposed to be singing(don't know if they are really singing them,given how hard they've worked to avoid song spoilers leaking all season).

Jahmene: Let It Be (The Beatles)
James Arthur: Impossible (Shontelle)
Chris Maloney: The Reason (Hoobastank)?

I like this and really can't imaging Nanfucker singing it all. Well, i can. And it will be crap.

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Fellowship was going to do a thread. Excited.

[MissMogwi]

Checking in early. I've got a horrible feeling NF will win you know.

He's appeared on local news this week, was bloody 'orrible knowing he was nearer.