Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Welcome all!

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Cardi, very stupid, given that Nanfucker is still in...

[rhondajean]

Ooh rod stewart.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Isn't this a Springsteen song? Or was it someone else first?
I could be wrong. Can barely recognise it

Oh, Rod. That's not a surprise. They said he'd be on.

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

That reminds me, we need turkey foil.

[MerryLindor]

Woooooh ROD show these whippersnappers how it is DONE

[Flumpyflumps]

Love the title!! Fear nan fucker might actually win, can you imagine, dear lord....

[LadyBeagleBaublesandBells]

Ooh it's Rod.
I love Rod, I do.

[cardibach]

That's a good idea - let PrettyShit do the announcing! As long as the announcement isn;t too long and hard to remember, of course.

[LineRunner]

All I Want For Christmas Is Nan's Two Front Teeth
to come out

[Flumpyflumps]

Show business spangly jacket been wheeled out toi

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Ah ha, Rod "album to flog and 30 ex wives to support" Stewart

[miniegg1980]

Thank you everone for keeping me so entertained! He is now officially referred to as nanfucker in our house

[MsElleTow]

DS2 just gave me face!

[nancy75]

Blimey, rod must be hard up, what's he doing on this crap? And why have they suddenly given gormless George a mike, surely he cant stand up & talk both at the same time

[MerryLindor]

Hmm, is the sound really bad, or is Rod a bit meh tonight?

[cardibach]

Fair point, Louis.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Thing is, nanfucker isn't a joke on Cowell,as he pulls the strings. If he chooses not to support him, he won't have a hope. And they don't get the whole prize up -front like they used to-it's dependent on whether the first album sells. Hence he was able to dump Leon and Matt the hat for not doing the business.

Rod is a bit breathless. Let the man sit down

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Rod has another album out - he was on t'wireless last week too.

[LadyBeagleBaublesandBells]

What is this song?
I quite like it.

[GreenyEyes]

Alas and alack, not much threadage for me tonight as behind on the Sun night drudgery so husband has had Bright Idea of taping it to watch later

[orangeone]

DH just looked up from his laptop and said 'oh dear'...... I think that's a pretty accurate summation of the last 3 minutes.

[Jellykat]

Rods looking good considering he must be @ 100

[MsElleTow]

Everytime I see the colour of Nanfucker's face, I think I need to adjust my telly box settings!

[KatieSantaPawskitty]

I AM EPILATING!

pales into insignifigance with this lot

I AM EPILATING!

[sailorsgal]

Is it the final next week??