Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

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Welcome all!

Who is Spraggers?

I don't drink but have really opened a bottle of wine after tonight's vote!

signed by disgusted of London

Yeah, Apeface will do it. He completely scene-steals when he duets anyway, and not in a good way.

Gary just said on the Xtra Factor that Nanfucker was so nervous last night he was being sick! The crowd were laughing! Everytime he mentioned Nanfucker's nerves the crowd laughed, so Gary shut up!

Yy Robbie would do it in an 'ironic' way

Little and Large?

That's funny MsElle, his performances have that effect on me too.

if Robbie did it, I wouldn't think it "ironic"

No not on Xtra, just cant be arsed to turn channel over.. (no remote)

Right ladies, I'm off up the wooden hills.

Mwah mwah.

More 'chronic'

Night all, see u next week

u?

U?

I meant 'you' of course

Duets next week are

Jahmene and James - Shitsinger

Nanfucker- Gary

Not after the mess he made of Michael Buble though- surely not. Mind you, it woudl atleast make it palatable to watch as I lurve him....

eh ?...there is a 3some there

I presume they are doing it individually with Nicole, but they are singing with their mentors.

Why doesn't Dullisa sing with one?
not that I want her to, you understand.

ah, I see...the mentor thing

then it has to be Gary and Shit coked up singer

Lucy Spraggan = Spraggers. She's big mates with Rylan and they're gigging together.

what would have happened if UnionJ got through ? A duet with Louis ?

That would have been funny, AnyFucker!

Just goes to show...the show is all a set-up

But don't let that spoil our piss-taking pleasure !

Ah, so that is why they were in a state when Ella went cos then Tulisa couldn't duet with her.

Thing is, Nicole would have been better matched to her, and Tulisa to James...

Is the whole of Liverpool voting for that tosser just because he is from Liverpool? How deluded.can't they see they will be tainted for having produced such a vile creature?
Will never forgive Barlow for picking him
He looks like a serial killer, painted orange!

No, I promise they're not

I think it's a campaign to destabilise Cowell and his Evil Empire.

Ha. Did you see this?