X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Ohh, lets warble.

Also sulking, I never get to spill juicy gossip first. Even if I am scared to do so....

I do like this song. I just wish he'd stick to the notes.

Too right Sole!

I'm soooo bored of Chowmein now.. Struggle struggle blah blah blah, heartless i know

Love Rylan. So glad he's going into TV.

I'm in a coma. Boring.

Massive walnut whips mmmmm

Mm that choc

I die for the hair

Did he just sing 'after all my shrimp is gone'?

Will he make it all the way through? Seem to remember Cher Lloyd doing a song she'd sung at a funeral and getting emoshonal at the end

Wow, MmeLindor

That's impressive!

Are you tempted to actually get it on yours or your son's head and wear it for a bit?

Bloody hell, my dd like chowmein, does anyone want to adopt her, age 7, cute, shit taste in music

AFTER ALL MY SHRIMP IS GONE.

SEE?

MmeL Thats huuuuge!!

Awwwww bless.

I want Nanfucker's nan to come on for her duet with Chowmein's mum's hairdo. That would be TV Moment Of The Year.

I miss Rylan. Need light relief. And sloe gin (missed the ad break chance)

No one will be able to say anything horrible after that

Is this an actual song? He has a habit of singing things only true fans of the warbley original know.

That was very very dull.

Every lyric meant something, Louis? Even the shrimp one?

Sue wtf is your problem? The poor lads shrimp has all gone, have a feckin heart fgs

Who ischowmein?

Chowmein just sang about shrimp.

Made it a bit less boring. Not a lot though.

Sending this over to Nicole.

Shut up Dullisa. You do not know that. Stop making it about you.