X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Nununununooo!

Don't start with the Nanfucker song lyrics again, I am going insane trying to think of NanPuns.

I was oddly excited by what Pinhead might be singing after last weeks frankly magnificent Let's Get It On, but, well, phhhhttthhhft.

So with the aforementioned song choices what is the theme this week?
Coma week? Die of boredom week perhaps?
Nanfucker needs to go this week, I can't tolerate any more newspaper stories about how his x factor experience has been ruined by mean people not liking his wonderfulness.

Yy the Grobes on Buzzcocks.

You can keep Phil Jupitus though

Theme must be Bad Covers week, shurely?

I like Phil J. He's good people. Fewer now, obvs, he is much skinnier.

Are the Babyshits doing Flying Without Wings?

That's my guilty pleasure song that is

Christmas smilies.

No, another song. A more forgettable one obvs.
Still hoping for stools and air clutching though.

Nancy he only makes up those stories for the bloody symapthy! His smarmy, ratty face turns my stomach and needs a good slap with a large wet fish!

its "ok, we admit that Dullisa isn't going to be the nations sweetheart like Biffa Cole was, but Simon needs more botox and Louis needed a new gay friend now Westshoite has gone" week.

Ah bugger

Stools are a given I would've thought

Or a stage/stool combo?

Apparently its 'Songs for You' and 'Songs for the Judges'

or 'Sing what the fuck you like' as one site puts it

Now snurking at 'stool'

I liked Westlife! I saw them live in their farewell tour. You lot are meanies!

Is Mighty Boosh fellow still on there? He's another guilty pleasure of mine

hahaha at juxtaposition of 'Babyshits' and 'stools' in same sentence.

OUT! >>>>>>

Trying to think of blow job related songs for Dullisa now...

Why don't they just give up on this pretence of a 'theme' each week

It's embarrassing for them and it's embarrassing for us. An embarrassment all round!

Mselletow, that statement is only forgivable if you drank at least a bottle of vodka before you went to see them and can claim mental incapacity by way of alcohol poisoning

It's so Simon can cash in when they sing a song from one of his artists

Fellowship - perhaps The Swallow Song by Joan Baez?

Just warming up with Strickly. Isn't Brucie a national treasure?

What's that you cry? No?

mselle that's worse than me admitting I like Take That

Nice Katie