X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

[AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers]

Funniest thing of the day Mme - thank you

[AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers]

Oh ffs line - excuse me whilst I choke on my cheese and crackers!

[AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers]

Can't help feeling these people probably woudn't like this thread!

NanFucking

[LineRunner]

There are loads from the threads, AllSnowball. Must be tonnes more.

And he actually sang FerNANdo on Abba week. Couldn't make it up.

[qazxc]

I have an awful sinking feeling that nanfucker is going to win this and we are going to be stuck with his twattness as a christmas number one, and then an album, and wheeled back on next year. WIBU to disown anyone who buys me a nanfucker album or single as a christmas present?

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

It was DENTURE wish your Granny was hot like mine. Genius.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

qazxc- the timing of the final means that even if Nanfucker gets to number one the following week, there's still every possibility of there being a different number one. If the final had been the following week, then it might been number one in the Christmas chart. So there is hope. he seems the type to throw a proper diva strop when his single fails to chart.

yanbu to disown anyone who even thinks a Nanfucker album would be a good idea. I don't think Cowell is keen on him, so there won't be too much support behind him, I don't think. fingers crossed

Anyway, the Hillsborough single is released on the 17th. The smart money is that

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I sure do think a lot

[MerryLindor]

Genius, Sue. Genius.

[qazxc]

maybe we should plan a rage against the machine type coup in case Nanfucker wins. Any ideas what song we could all download to thwart the fucker?

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

I think it should be Fernando. That would be so fitting.

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

I think NanFcukers success is already down to that exact plan qazxc. It's a thing already.

[noddyholder]

All of ds's mates are voting for baked bean maloney in their droves. They think its hilarious!

[NanFucker]

Sue did you just write the equivalent of 'flamin' or 'flippin'?????????

come on sweetie, it's FUCKER. Try again

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Evening. Now, before I get settled, are we staying here or is there going to be a new thread?
Sue?

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

No, dulling, i am sausage of finger and shite of typing. I NEVER faux-swear.
Cunting all the way, here.

New thread then, for the mobile peoples? Or how they do moan.Who will do the honours?

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

G'wan....

[LineRunner]

Oh go aaawwwn, Sue.

[MsElleTow]

G'wan Sue!

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

No. I did one yesterday. AND last week you slackers.
Someone else.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I've done LOADS

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Shall I do the honors?

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Done!

[JingleBellaTheGymnast]

Nanfucker, Shits, Pinhead and Chowmein