X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Do your DC smile in wonder at spring rolls? Don't think mine ever did. I never took them to Iceland though.

I noticed M&S have the hugest Walnut Whip in store, i am coveting it like a mad woman!!

Sole Helloooooo

Gene Wilder's voice

He could do Grandma and duet with the St Wini's choir? Some of whom may be Nans themselves by now.

?I?m behind Christopher all the way but it?s killing me doing it.?

DO NOT PM THE RUMOUR

just getting that out there

Damn, forgot to shazam that windows song again

Hi jellykat:):):)

Long time no speaky

nooooooo

Get the fuck off my tv Rylan!

UNLESS ITS TO ME

Hope I don't get into trouble here, but there was an article about one of the X factor contestants - mentioning no names, obviously (he has already performed though....) dabbling in a bit of lady-bashing. Yuck.

OOh did you see the ad with Rylan gonna be on Daybreak?!

Chow Mein

its Chowmein tugging at the heartstrings.
I really hate that laugh thing he does.

Massive Lindor choc

Him allegedly strangling a blonde woman, as reported by the Sun? We've had that, don't worry [grin. We'll be sued before you are.

Yes, strangling a colleague on a cruise ship. And I'm sure DH mentioned DV too, but I can't find that link.

Pm me the rumour

Saw the Ryland ad. Crikey it didn't take him long to get the TV break did it! Whoa!

I saw that MakeHay.

Poor Jahmene

That poor family, gone through such trauma.

And that's not even including the hair don't

Oh good - don't drag me down with you!

Oh dear, they've put the fembott's setting to "cry".

Tissues at the ready, folks. I do feel for him, he had such a shit life.

ROAR at Chowmein's sex face when hugging Shitsinger. Also surreptitious hair sniffing I bet.