X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Is Tulisa trying to make him cry, d'you think?

I hate dulisa. But I like that dulisa autocorrects to fluids on my iPhone.

Dp just took his headphones off, looked at Tv, said "oh fuck, its that dude with the funny shaped head again" and put his headphones back on in disgust.

I just want to give him a hug!

Chowmein's sob story is waaaay better than Nanfuckers.

Barry is wincing at the thought of the violated prawn ring.

Oh for fucks sake.

Was it Claggy who same at a funeral? Though it was Matt the hat?

Oh bloody hell, Shitty is crying.

Bloody hell, Shitz has lost it now

sang

Have some vodka, Nicole. That'll stop those tears.

Shitsingers just noticed the bottles empty

Oh fgs. Someone press ctrl-alt-del on Shitsinger. She's crashing.

Baby CHEESES was there? With the shrimp? And the jubilation?

Baby Jesus?

Baby Jesus was in that song.

I missed his appearance :(

Has she just seen baby Jesus? The drugs must be very strong ones this week

Jahmaine = Chowmein Sole

He calls baby Jesus down according to Shitsinger

I'm not a fan of shrimp.

Has Gary been crying - he has red eyes??

sailors I didn't think you should mix booze and narcotics?!

Bet Nanfucker never got the baby jesus. His nan will be maaaaad.

Chowmein should have saved letting one go until Bublė appeared to shit in a box.

Shitsinger should have been dumped in the jungle and left there.

What in the name of Strong Vodka is happening? I tuned in to carnage.

Carnage, I tell 'ee.