X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

I read somewhere that Christopher wanted to sing with Jane Mcdonald and was told no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Share a Nan? he don't share his Nan.

Spill, Make Hay

Sooooooooo - (late to the bloody party as usual!) - apparently they can't find an establised star to duet with the Nanfucker if he gets to the final! True! So it's going to be Gary and Jane McCruiseShip or whatever her name is.

DH had just referred to him as Nanfucker.

Your work here is done ladies.....

makehay noooo do tell >

Hey Sole
So, do you fancy Nanfucker?

Oo MakeHay, would like to know but fred might go kapput

Yes, MakeHay. Rumours are compulsory on this thread. The more scurrilous the better.

Aggggghhhh

Whats the gossip on nanfucker??

See those Lindor chocs? I have one that is as big as my son's head.

Haha haaaa LadyB

If it's been online somewhere else then a link may do?

You Raise Me Up is a rip-off of Londonderry Air or Danny Boy - as any fule kno - not Josh bloody Groban or Westlife

A please don't tantalise me with rumours only to not spill, after being late to the party before I still don't know about Spraggers!

Omg Lady lol

Yeah I do [blush-]

Oh yes - we definitely need the rumours.

Some good nanfucker stuff here

Roll up! Roll up!

Tbh every week we talk in great detail about him shagging his grandmother. Can't be worse than that surely

It still bothers me that Iceland made a nearly tasteful advert

Signing in.

Nanfucker appreciation society. I snorted and I can still feel hot chocolate in my nose.

I'm backing James but feeling like if he wins it may destroy his career so would like Jahmene to win because I think it would give him the confidence to warble more away from my TV.

Maybe he'll duet with his Nan?

Was it pertaining to him being a nanfucker? Because if so I think the cats out of the bag on that one.

Is the gos about him trying to strangle someone on a cruise ship? It was in the paper last week?