X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Pretty Shit is so annoying.

I mean, what does he do, apart from look pretty?

Who is that broooce....? I've voted, for James...

I'm feeling too apathetic to vote.

He plays GEETAR, Katie. Don't be a hater, now.

I've voted for ChowMein because his story got to me. He has had a shit life, and I'd like him to have the chance to change it for him and his family.

Not really that pretty either, he likes vaguely like a cabbage patch doll

One of the shits is from up the road from me. He dresses exactly like every other teen from Windsor/Marlow/Maidenhead

Ah, little George, he hasn't a clue what's going on or why he's there.

John Bishop is the unfunniest man I know of. He's like Sarah Millican - gets away with very run of the mill observations by saying them in a slightly funny accent.
Wanker.

Pretty Shit's job is to grin like the Cheshire Cat and have wind tunnel hair. And praise where praise is due - he's bloody good at grinning and his hair is one of the wonders of the world

I think I'd rather give just two pounds a month than put him in the clutches of Simon Cowell.

Bof, is it JB you have a sheckshy story about?

MsElle was that an ironic post? Or have you actually voted for that reason? (Too much wine to tell).

ARF at Pinhead playing on the beach. Like that boy playing 'deliverance' on Craggy Island...

Go on James make me happy.

It's not a fucking risk. It's never off the blardy telly.

Bless James he so doesn't want to be there really

ROAR AGAIN at the hearts. They look like his ears.

ooh, it is a bit Xmassy

He has a broken heart. That was a big visual clue

Cardi I would like him to have a better life. He had a lot of shit so far. I can't imagine what he has been through. He is talented. It would be a shame for him to be stuck in Asda's for the rest of his days.

Where are the fucking snowmen?

Looks more like the Power of Linekar, with them ears.

It's about as risky as buying teabags in Waitrose

I love this song!

Why's he singing in front of a giant pair of ears?