X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Better than Paloma Faiths tuneless version

He just can't smile, can he? Doesn't have the right permutation of muscles and nerve endings or summat. Physically impossible for him - tragic, really.

She cames to the UK for THS?

Did he say that we should stop washing our dishes??

He is why she came to the UK? Then how about they both feck off Stateside?
Sorted

Sue excellent idea. Get that boy a green card.

When Jimmy Nail did Love Don't Live Here Any More ...

Well that was spectacularly underwhelming. Nighty night all

Cardi
it is a singing competition, but not as we know it.

Sorry Sue, got nattering and missed the thread for five minutes.

No, my shecksy story was about Jason Manford.

We don't have dentists in the North East, it was a big shock when I went to the states to live.

He is poutynodnod

Like BobbleheadMacca

Oooh, the recap is not making me heppy.

Have I missed it

Oh yes, I don't hate him as much. I am glad, I would love you a little less had you done JB. He nasty.

BOF, didn't Jason Manford have to resign from the One Show due to shagging about? It wasn't you, was it?

Actually I think Nanfuckers Bublé was my comedy moment of 2012

We get Rod Stewart tomorrow? AND Dullisa? My cup runneth over.

They all look the same

Is Shitty still Lewis Hamilton's beard girl friend? isn't he why she came to the uk?

ROD STEWART???????????????????????????????????????????????????

The lucky viewers have missed it, DavesHorse.

Really pissed off.

I think Louis from Strickly, the gymnast, and Lewis Hamilton should become a couple. The symmetry would please me muchly.

Turned on with a bottle of wine