X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Eurgh, John Bishop. The only person with a Scouse accent that I can tolerate is Paul O'Grady.

I hate Gabrielle Aplin. This version takes all the 'oomph' out of the song.

like this

I actually like this - it suits his voice. So there.

The ears are accentuating his tiny head.

Brian Friedman would have had roller skating snowmen in a perspex box

He is the best of a bad lot.

Reminds me of Jimmy Nail.

Elle
yes, I agree with you. I am going to vote for Chowmein too, cause I think he has the best voice (even though I wouldn't buy his records) and cause of his story.

Thumbs up from me.

The big broken heart. Veeeeery subtle

Melting a bit here, go James!

Someone i used to work with now works at the JL head office- he posted a pic of himself with one of the model snowmen. I want one

It needs a snowman or two though.

I'd like a good look at Pinhead's teeth, curious as to what's going on in there.

Louis they're out buying new gloves

That was jeffing TERRIBLE.

Apart from the ears. They were funny.

I wouldn't like to clean his soul. Bet it's filthy.

YY Jimmy Nail.

Jimmy Nail

Fuck you Dullisa.

I'd like many people to have a better life. Many people work in Asda, it's not really the salt mines! He's not that good, either - very bad technique and way too warbly. It;s (sort of) a singing competition, at least it's the moments when it isn;t that irritate, not a charity...there are som many reasons not to do that. It's probably the reason that those who come second often do better than the winners, though...

He's not opening, is he, bella?
Work being done? To avoid unfortunate festive Pogues comparisons?

Pouty pouty nod nod.

Watching the dishes!

Frankie says 'what the fuck was that?'