X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

lady beagle I think he says it's unscented, because he doesn't like his dad sniffing her.... That's how I heard it, anyway.

Ladybeagle- something 'unscented'- supposedly to prevent further groping

Gary Oldman - dunno
Boots - dunno
DFS - i think they must. Loons.

Answer mine first.

Other ad questions.... No idea, sorry!!!

I LOVED that Pussycat dolls reality show. The one where they added new members was the bitchiest thing ever. Brill, it was.

Eh? Lady- 2 of us answered you

Do you think chowmein will summon Father Christmas with this song? Or Buddah perhaps?

Oh no, he wants to be like Shitslinger. He's going to need a wheelbarrow full of crack then

Thankyou Raah.
It would have kept me awake all night.

ladybeagle we did!

Easter bunny maybe fellowship?

I quite like this .

Why is he dressed as a seal? Is it Christmassy?

I think Chowmein should win it.

I might even vote for him tonight.

He's warbly but better than the others

Oh, he feelin' it. You can tell, cos he be trillin' like a half-cooked pijjin.

There's a whole category of dongs that I know purely from being sung on x factor

I knew it would be his melisma (love that word) filled audition song.

He's finished...at last...

oh....

yes.

Oof lol songs not dongs

Sorry Hay.
This thread is way to fast.

can we add Melisma to the list of XF baby names?

Fuck Me. I just saw God.
No. No it was just dp going to make coffee.

God yes, Sue, that 'Be the next member of the Pussycat Dolls' programme.

With that shit scary choreographer woman.

They need to bring that back for Sunday mornings again.