X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Louis - now I've heard that, I might just make a request that my pall bearers do the Twist as they carry me in. Formation Twisting, carrying me aloft. That's my sort of funeral.

oh dear i love that song was really looking forward to his version but ermm... it was shite

I thought he was shit!

I was asked to sing Colours Of Day at the crem once for a family. I don't think they'd anticipated the chorus of "So light up the fire, Let the flame burn"...

I struggled.

I like James but not that one.

Oh, it means a lot to him. So that's OK.

Oops Shitsinger nearly fell of her stool.

Why does she have silverware twisted around her hand?

James is sooo losing the sob story competition tonight

Arf boffles

'Open the door, let Jesus... NO! Don't actually fucking open it!'

She'd be fine LadyB baby Jesus can cushion her fall.

leave the North alone,Shitty

If Nanfucker gets to the final, I maybe tempted to stand outside the venue with a 'nanfucker' placard.

The gravediggers near my granddad grave were playing relight my fire. My dad was laughing. It was all kinds of terrible.

BOF - how did you manage not to scream with laughter?

So, Pinhead is the adored big brother of three tweenage girls who style themselves on Tulisa. Maybe that's the sob story?

I was chewing my cheeks and weeping, Mme. It turned out to be a very angsty performance.

Wish these wand erection ad bits would fuck the fuck off

I don't really understand the Gary Oldman ad, could someone explain?

What does that boy give his mum in the Boots advert.
I've replayed it 3 times and still can't hear what he's saying?

Do people really buy new sofas at Christmas?

Haven't they got anything better to do

Has anyone tried the new version of vice versas? Very disappointing :(

Not sure I can face the second songs. Anything else on?

4 ad questions ^ but who will answer us?

Look out for Baby Jesus everyone.