X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

He's way too warbly. It gets on my nerves. I would never voluntarily listen to him sing more than a couple of words (apart from on X Factor).

sorry - lost myself for a few moments-

no- didn't call him 'nanfucker' on Facebook- I said that I was pissed off with having to watch him shake like a shitting dog week in, week out.

She went mad and told me to have some respect. Im not sure if they share grandmothers. I might try and find out.

Held back vocally? WHEN?

WarblesRUs

Aherm "did" not "done".

MmeLindor I was just thinking that Chowmein should win. He's the best of a bad lot

The dongs are just for Louis.

It was my go-to hangover programme, Katie. Bloody marve.

Consistent, but not every week?

Well they''ll autotune the warbles out on an album.

Yes to the Pussycats bitchfest show

I say it every week, but what the fuck is Nicole taking?

Melisma has a lovely ring to it....

DH 'Is she pissed?'

Me 'D'you reckon?'

"I was pissed off with having to watch him shake like a shitting dog week in, week out" :o :o

. . . .

Chowmein, dot dot dot, borrring

Yup, she's been at the loopy juice.

Still sulking, btw.

THey aren;t tuning warbles, Having. He does them on purpose and they are too big to autotune away anyway!

Yeuch at the pleather though. Again. How many Pleathers must die?

Oh god. Get into the brace position.

Here he comes. Lock up your Nans

'I just haven't met your nan'...

Oh no. I'm not - just noticed that I was noticed after all

Not that I'm needy or anything.

Poor Liverpool

I shall endeavour to use 'melisma' at the earliest opportunity. In fact now: Nanfucker, Noooo-000000-ooooo-OOOOOO-ooooo...