X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

I can't stop picturing tulisa in a chip shop in Lincoln that I used to go to serving chips and cheese to partygoers after a night out at ritzys. I'm sure she once worked there before becoming an urban fishwife. Chezzers it was called.

IamlouisWalsh

vodka just snorted out of nostrils

My fo once advertised a mirkin on freecycle for a laugh.
He had 4 people ask to take it too

Haha - lady gaga at a funeral, fab!

I wanted Tragedy as my first dance at my wedding. Wasn't allowed.

I wear my merkin every festive season. For Jesus.

Arf Louis, like her who sang the madly inappropriate love song to her Grandda in the auditions.

sole did you say you have giant walnut whips? Where do you get giant walnut whips? I need some one

The dc wanted cheesy pizza for dinner tonight. Bought one in Sainsburys. Worst pizza ever.

DS ate one slice and pronounced it, 'disgusting', and I told him off for saying that, cause its rude.

Then tried it. Minging. The most bogging pizza ever.

mmmmmmm Gary Oldman

Louis

stupid phone, my dp, not fo

I loved Flat Stanley

nancy T'was i, Get thee to M&S, they're mahoosive i tell ya

Lol Louis. That's brilliant

Asda do great pizzas- I have one made up with chilli chesse and jalapeno peppers. I like it hot.

Kevin Bacon is ageing well. How old is he??

I have carrot sticks and cheese now.

Why? Why do itv make mostly shite?

Pinhead! Pouting for the North.

Oh look, it runs in the family.

The adverts seem to be lasting longer and longer - is that because Lucy Spraggan dropped out and buggered the timings?

When my Nan died and my Mum was arranging the funeral, the Humanist person who was doing it said that the week before an old man had had the Conga played at his funeral and everyone had conga'd out!

The Original Duckface Family.

i downloaded james' songs onto dp's ipod earlier when he wasn't looking tee hee hee

Definitely need to keep your family close. Piss em off and they'll go straight to The Sun.

Fuck me, that's an ugly family. He might be the pretty one!

Have relented and cooked something: spaghetti in toast!