X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

jellykat i'll be at m& s first thing, I love a walnut whip!

Gawd help us.

Stand still- you're making me feel queasy!

I can see this being a dance craze we could all do.

Aw, that was sweet with James and his sisters.
I think he struggled to find a competitive sob story.

Oh look he's doing 'angst'

For a change.

Oh look, he's made it angsty

Utter crap. Pick a note and stick to it. And stop shouting.

Oooh shouty!

Worst performance so far by Pinhead.

Jesus is back! Is this sponsored by Billy Graham, do you know?

Shits will be happy, Jesus is in this one too.

I can see why Nanfucker didn't do this raising the dead song. A bit edgy.

Oooh. This is bad. Really bad.

My dad's mate is an undertaker and has been at a funeral where the pall bearers pogoed in to 'Nelly the Elephant' by The Toy Dolls, bouncing the coffin as they went.

God, I have a wealth of funeral stories....

Oh this is bloody dull - and he's the only one I give a flying fuck about. Not enough to actually pick up the phone or anything, but still.

Why does he keep getting the lyrics wrong?

Is it just me or is there no tune in here?

Ha, cross posts cardibach

Fuck, this is poor

Bof- I'm not bad at a 'side to side/need a wee dance'

nancy They're in the Christmas choccy section, take a v large bag!.

I love love James, but this song is wrong i reckons

If Jesus is back he'll have his fingers in his ears listening to this shit

Totally tuneless.

3 or 4 albums in one year? God help us

Pouty pouty nod nod

Jesus is very sad at that performance.

YEAH Bri'n. VOTE.