X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

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Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Well I have taken off my Beautiful, due to popular demand.
See?

Is this song about asking a girl to get nekkid? Are they old enough?

Katie - you're right. Louis was listening. He does really love us :o.

Beautiful is code for mirkin.

Maturity!!

I missed all that fannying around with me acute Bublé

Bublé

Is it Gerry? Then by happy coincidence, I have removed that too.

Ah, that's better.

The one singing bats for the other team so unless its a ladyboy, don't know why he'd want a girl to get nekkid

Cheese free! They are cheesier than Nanfuckers socks

How can labels be fighting for them - haven't they all had to sell their souls to Syco? I don't understand....

in manner of beavis and buttheadmirkin

Dulisa can say what she wants. She doesn't care.

Me: "She's drunk!"
DD: "no mum, she's American"

I might vote for them aswell. Well its nearly Christmas.

I want cheese now.

Dullisa looks like she'd rather be making phone vids again than be sitting there.

Makehay- they will def be tied up with the X factor tour and all that stuff.

Poor george. He needs to change to Jorge

Is there much call for merkins these days?

Ok, this may out me but it is too good not to share: at Y11 prom, one girl legged it to the toilets in tears. Mate followed her in and asked what was wrong. She said 'it's just this song. They played it at my Grandad's funeral.'

It was Lady Gaga, Just Dance

I have had cheese. CHeddar and a lovely runny brie. THe diet appears to be on holiday.

Awww at asking PrettyShit tough questions. It's like an Ask Spot book.
Where is the monkey? Where is he?
THERE he is!

James reminds me of Flat Stanley being re-inflated with a bicycle pump.