X Factor Semis <snurk>. Let us marvel at these being the four most talented people in the country...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

Poor Baby Jesus, i mean, it's a busy month for him as it is....

Ooh, what happened to my acute accent on Bublė?

i am going to have to wear the lindor

That's one hell of a quiff that prepubescent lad has there.

Babyshits doing the Makes No Sense song. Which makes sense.

Which of them is beautiful on the inside, do we think? Who is their Chipette?

What is she actually on?

And if the answer is nothing then she realy needs to be on something!

Wot, no stools?

The babyshits must use some serious hair products.

Sue Nan's blood pressure is going to go stratospheric at the thought of chowmein conjouring up baby Jesus and not her darling poppet Nanfucker.

Should I know what this song is?

Bublé

BubleShit and QuiffyShit taking one for the team as usual.
What will the other pair do? Bez dancing?

Their hair defies belief.

Link to the claggy funeral story I think it was just played, she didn't sing it at the time.

Babyshits are talking about taking it off.

I'd like to keep it on. I live in fear of charges.

This song is stoopid, lyrically, Sue.

Oh look, it Westshoite, back from the scrapheap (sorry MissElle)
Oh no pardon me its babyshits

Woah, hang on a minute...

We've had:

Shrimp
Egg and Meat voodoo
Cheese (Nanfucker)

THIS is the smorgasboard from previous weeks, remember?

Beneath your beautiful what? I don't understand

Oh no, HarryPrettyShit has a geetar, and DucksarseShit is Oooooo-ing.

Soz that was a test Bublé

DS now reading over my shoulder. Had to fetch iPhone

Spiky poo dancing

You're making me want Bublé.