XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

Threepiece there is no need for all Liverpool to boycott NF, his votes are coming in directly from Gala Bingo.

Fizzog. Haven't heard that in years!!!

Sue, you aren't my mum are you ?

He is more Guy Smiley than Fozzie - I didn't see that.
I'm sticking with Kevin the Gerbil

If the scousers are not supporting him, then who is? What is the demographic ? I don't get it.

You know when you leave cheddar out of the fridge and it goes plastic and sweats? That's nanfucker that is.

Now I see Nanfucker cannot go. Life would be so less rich and meaningful for us without him.

I hope to fuck an evil producer reads this thread and made nanfucker sing that song.

Geraldine Yes that's his complexion exactly. Dripping melty post-fridge cheese.

I loved Marcus and Rebecca.
They were both sweet and lovely and talented.
I'd hate to be a Scouser that would feel they'd have to defend this creepy fucker, just because they're from Liverpool.
I'm Scottish but if an act is shit then it's shit.

When he does his sad face he looks like Beaker off the Muppets. But less charismatic.

Definitely Kevin the Gerbil. Now you say it, I really see it.

Katherine jenkins

So will they all murder a Motown track next?

And gives you full credit for the Gimmer line, Line
I think it should be his sing-off song.

Sit down Shitty, love.

Oh it's going to be so hard to bear witness to Nanfucker murdering Motown classics

Love Dermie.

I don't think I can stomach this (big Motown fan). They're going to rip my heart out and stamp all over it, aren't they?

But there's only 4 of them!

BabyShits should win based on dance-off potential and Good Hair, I've changed my mind.
Mingehead will be wetting his high-waisters over this - he always makes someone sing this. Or Ben. It's a worry, when you think about it...

Nooooooooo

Oh-oh, a line each?
Dangerous ground there. Will they let him sing?

Hassled I feel your pain. This is going to hurt. Actually this isn't so bad. But what on earth with Rylan and Nanfucker do.

Big Boy Band. Is that a big band of boys or a band of big boys?

Hassled yep, starting with Jaxonfive. Not The Jackson Five