XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

I quite like the Babyshits in a mothering sort of way. I like teen boys.

These songs should be listed. Like buildings. You shouldn't be allowed to fuck them over.

Awww, Ben.

Remember the bald woman on The Voice? She won 'Opportunity Knocks' singing Ben...when she was 9.

If someone did Ben, rats could flood the stage and gnaw through nanfucker a leg or similar thus making him incapable of continuing a la spraggan. How do you like that for staging nanfucker!

Ugh. It's all Mariah Careyfied

George is like Father Dougal.

No. Only QuiffyShit and BubleShit will be allowed. DucksArseShit and PrettyDimShit can only do the backup

Could have been worse I suppose.

Oh,I LIKE the idea of rats eating Nanfucker.

George keeps looking panicked, then visibly pulling himself together and simpering.

I hated the bald woman on the voice.

Gary, they haven't heared of any of those bands.

yawnage!!

What is JJ (Ducksarse)'s name, do we know?
Julian? Jeremy? Jedward?

They are NOT a band, Louis!!! They play no instruments- they are a GROUP of singers (and I use the term loosely)

We've found who we are as a band...

What funny boots they had on?

If anyone of the fuckers even touches 'Nowhere to Run' I will throw the telly out of the window.

Gawd she's uber weird tonight

Poor George, he doesn't seem to know what's going on.

Shitfaced.

@ Shitty and the camera

Pissed as a fucking newt, Shitsinger!

Oh james, how you've changed...

Shitsinger clearly had an overly long trip to the loo during the last break

Shits on FIRE tonight.

Cowell must be revving up the Private Jet as we speak.