XFactor MoTown & Abba week! We are to be treated to 2 songs from each of them!

[MsElleTow]

Can't wait!

Nanfucker is walking the public vote every week,I'm totally sure of it.

Can you see the queue for Nando's? *stolen from Twitter...

Louis knowing his onions here.

The dancer to his right has massive boobs.

Did actually lol at Fer nan do

Obviously Louis distracted by the naked men.

There was something in her hair that night...

PMSL @ FerNANdo

Love the way he said "I thank you" at the end.

Sue I've just choked on my tea!

FerNANdo.
Love it, bloody love it.

Tulisa's boob there a bit fleshy with a hint of vein. Boak.

Oh he's doing SadFace.
The Fizzog That Lures The Elderly. Beware his laser peepers.

He looks more Lily savage by the week.

HE HAS TO GO.

I am so disappointed he didn't do Gimmer, Gimmer, Gimmer, a Nan after Midnight though. That was genius.

He becomes Ultimate Scouse during his Dermie chats, just like Rebecca and Marcus.

sue pmsl

I see what you mean with the giant chess pieces! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ace.

Here in Liverpool, you'll be pleased to know, virtually no-one is backing Christopher. Local radio begrudgingly and tenuously mention him once or twice a week. Even the Scousers are ashamed.

Oh god, we've got another song each yet.

I love Louis Walsh.

'something in her hair that night'

like as in'Something about mary?'

Don't look into his eyes nooooooooo

A poster on digital spy suggested Chris might have had a celebrity past:

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Or what was yours, Greeny? Denture wish your girlfriend was hot like Nan?

I hope he's in till the final, it's always a shame when the ones we hate leave. They inspire such lulz.

Sue :) A Nan after midnight! love it.

So if the Liverpudlians aren't voting for him - and truly I'd be surprised if they were, they ain't that thick! - who IS? Seriously?